-> "Monica (The Stinkweed of the West)"
Original Song Title:
"Flora (The Lily of the West)"
Parody Song Title:
"Monica (The Stinkweed of the West)"
When first I came to Washington, employment there to find -
I met a White House intern who had a twisted mind.
Her shifty eyes, her lying tongue, they gave my mind no rest,
The name she bore was Monica the Stinkweed of the West!
I kept my eye on Monica, some evidence to find,
Eventually, I heard a tale that really blew my mind.
She told a nasty secret that leaked out to the press,
I never trusted Monica, the Stinkweed of the West!
It seemed like in an instant the poo had hit the fan,
She squealed to a woman who told a certain man -
That she had (slide whistle) the president, but he held her love in jest,
We were put on by Monica the Stinkweed of the West!
Then they commenced proceedings to impeach the President,
They then presented volumes of Monica's lament.
She whined and cried and carried on - showed a stain upon her dress,
I wish they'd impeach Monica the Stinkweed of the West!
The president was pardoned, but Monica was mad,
He owed her an apology for being such a cad.
She went on TV and wrote a book - made Best Seller list,
The world was conned by Monica the Stinkweed of the West!
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