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Song Parodies -> "Puff the Marijuana"

Original Song Title:

"Puff the Magic Dragon"

Original Performer:

Peter,Paul and Marry

Parody Song Title:

"Puff the Marijuana"

Parody Written by:

Zerla

The Lyrics

You know how Puff the Magic Dragon is about drugs?
Puff the marijuana smoked by the tree
That was made in the autumn mist in a village called Honah Lee,
Little things called Papers hold so you can make a Puff,
and also flowers and cannabis sativa and other fancy stuff. Oh!

Puff the marijuana smoked by the tree
That was made in the autumn mist in a village called Honah Lee,
Puff the marijuana smoked by the tree
That was made in the autumn mist in a village called Honah Lee,

Together people would travel on a boat with billowed sail
People kept a lookout perched so they didn't go to jail,
Noble kings and princes would smoke whene'er there rank,
Pirate ships would lower their flags when marijuana came. Oh!

Puff the marijuana smoked by the tree
That was made in the autumn mist in a village called Honah Lee,
Puff the marijuana smoked by the tree
That was made in the autumn mist in a village called Honah Lee,

A secret can be kept forever but not so marijuana
Cigarettes and Beer make way for other drugs.
One grey night it happened,the police stop coming no more
And police men and mighty cops, they ceased marijuana's fearless roar.

Users heads were bent in sorrow,rinkles fell like rain,
Marijuana no could be smoked along the cherry lane.
Without their life-long friend, people could not be free,
So people sadly slipped into jail. Oh!

Puff the marijuana smoked by the tree
That was made in the autumn mist in a village called Honah Lee,
Puff the marijuana smoked by the tree
That was made in the autumn mist in a village called Honah Lee,



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Steve K. - January 11, 2005 - Report this comment
Maybe this is what PP&M would have written, in a more permissive era.
neminem - January 11, 2005 - Report this comment
Hey, have a Snopes article: http://www.snopes.com/music/songs/puff.htm
Michael Pacholek - January 20, 2005 - Report this comment
Smokin'! Though a word of caution: Before you smoke the stuff, read my parody "The High Life." (Yes, that was another shameless plug. As Nathan Detroit would say, "So sue me.")
Alpha Skua - October 19, 2017 - Report this comment
DOPE IS FOR DOPES,DRUGS IS FOR DUMMIES,THAT WHY IN HOLLYWOOD,THEY TAKE LSD

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