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Song Parodies -> "Worlds Without Weiss"

Original Song Title:

"World Without Love"

Original Performer:

Peter & Gordon

Parody Song Title:

"Worlds Without Weiss"

Parody Written by:

Ravyn Rant

The Lyrics

The US National Figure Skating Championships took place in Portland last weekend. Unable to win a spot on the Worlds team for the first time in many years was the increasingly dull Michael Weiss. I know this is mean-spirited, but I've awaited this moment for years. I have to get this out of my system before I burst. Sorry, Mike. (hangs head)
Please stand up and cheer
Our champion, Johnny Weir
Skated to title two
At the Nationals
And I'm thinking it's great that he'll skate
At a Worlds without Weiss

It's time Mike should go
You're twenty-nine, turn pro!
How your Long limped along
At the Nationals
I shall dance in delight at the sight
Of a Worlds without Weiss

Watched him double-foot his quad
Lose his shirt and flaunt his bod
Boring choreography
Doesn't help, you know

It put you in fifth place, so you'll stay here
Olympics are next year
Leave with grace, save some face
At the Nationals
For I find it sublime that it's time
For a Worlds without Weiss

All the years I watched him skate
I'd get up and fill my plate
By default, he'd make the team
And to Worlds he'd go

But baby not this year - hip hip hooray!
The judges had their say
Evan's hot, Timmy rocked
At the Nationals
And they'll all wow the crowd in Moscow
At the Worlds without Weiss
Did I mention that I'm a figure skating fan? And that I've got three more of these?

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Pacing: 4.6
How Funny: 4.6
Overall Rating: 4.6

Total Votes: 8

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John Barry - January 18, 2005 - Report this comment
A whirl without Lutz? The judges give you 5s.
Laurie Knowles - January 18, 2005 - Report this comment
What a great parody! I've never been impressed with Michael Weiss' skating. He just doesn't have it. Now the world knows it. All 5s.
Johnny D - January 19, 2005 - Report this comment
Fantastically-written parody - I could easily hear Peter & Gordon singing its words to the tune of the original song.
Ravyn Rant - January 19, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks John, Laurie and Johnny! As this is the first parody I've managed since the post-election writer's block hit, I'm really glad you liked it.
Michael Pacholek - January 20, 2005 - Report this comment
You like figure skating. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

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