Song Parodies -> Windows Without Bugs
| Original Song Title: | "A World Without Love" |
| Original Performer: | Peter and Gordon |
| Parody Song Title: | "Windows Without Bugs" |
| Parody Written by: | Johnny D |
Please
Stock these today
And don't allow delay
Here inside, where Bill slides, Windows' lonely disk
Gates don't care what they've made,
He won't wait for Win-dows without bugs!
Nerds
Fling out too soon
Their brain-clouds byte your moons
Bugs remain, and cause pain, when you load their disk
Gates don't care what they've made,
He won't wait for Win-dows without bugs!
So I pay
And in a while
I will see
Bill's new bugs smile
Blue screen comes
I know not when
When it does
I'll lose
So Microsoft,
Again,
Stock these today
And don't allow delay
Here inside, where Bill slides, Windows' lonely disk
Gates don't care what they've made,
He won't wait for Win-dows without bugs!
( --- instrumental --- )
Makes 'em pay
And then Bill smiles
Knowing they
All think he's vile
Profits come
To Bill, and then,
Every screen
Turns blue
So Microsoft,
Again,
Stock these today
And don't allow delay
Here inside, where they slide, Windows' lonely disk
Ship it now's what they say,
"Make 'em pay for Win-dows full of bugs!"
I don't care what they say,
I won't pay for Win-dows full of bugs!
Stock these today
And don't allow delay
Here inside, where Bill slides, Windows' lonely disk
Gates don't care what they've made,
He won't wait for Win-dows without bugs!
Nerds
Fling out too soon
Their brain-clouds byte your moons
Bugs remain, and cause pain, when you load their disk
Gates don't care what they've made,
He won't wait for Win-dows without bugs!
So I pay
And in a while
I will see
Bill's new bugs smile
Blue screen comes
I know not when
When it does
I'll lose
So Microsoft,
Again,
Stock these today
And don't allow delay
Here inside, where Bill slides, Windows' lonely disk
Gates don't care what they've made,
He won't wait for Win-dows without bugs!
( --- instrumental --- )
Makes 'em pay
And then Bill smiles
Knowing they
All think he's vile
Profits come
To Bill, and then,
Every screen
Turns blue
So Microsoft,
Again,
Stock these today
And don't allow delay
Here inside, where they slide, Windows' lonely disk
Ship it now's what they say,
"Make 'em pay for Win-dows full of bugs!"
I don't care what they say,
I won't pay for Win-dows full of bugs!
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DKTOS, but I like what you've written. 5's
this parody has NO bugs...5s
Wie gehts, B. Gates.? 5s from a Windows-hater.
Nice job, Johnny D. I'd just like to say...................................................*&^*((&^^%&ALL(&&(*(YOUR*&&%$%BASE**^^%$%ARE(^*^%$$BELONG*&%^&^$$TO&^%&^%%**US
Pure genius! Glad I crashed in on this one! 555
dUH. i tHougHt ThiS wuz goNna be AbOUT gnats on windOwpAnes. fiVeS.
Tried to vote this earlier but Windows locked up. DKTOS, but 555 anyway ( any slam on Microsoft gets a 5 funny, and I'm sure you paced it well enough to TOS ).
I guess Johnny got confused when he heard the word "insects" -- he thought it was "in sex," and figured he had to write a parody about it. Well, as truckers say, keep the bugs off yer glass an' the bears of yer...
Thank you, Adagio, Alvin, JB, Scathe, Rick, lEo jAY, Red Ant, and Michael.
We Linux girls don't need to worry about all those 555 Windows bugs uncovered each day.
Thank you, Linux Girl Susanna! ;-)
There is no pit in hell deep enough for Mr Gates and his cheap, rubbish software...was that too strong? 555
Couldn't have been better, Johnny! Hey Kristoff: No, too soft. The pit should have a locked door. Bill should have a laptop. His chance of EVER executing the correct unlocking sequence should be exactly 1/gps, where gps = the total number of go-pound-salt bugs ignored and distributed in his (not cheap), rubbish software since day 1. Was that too strong?
Thanks, Kristof and Rod, and please, don't hesitate to let us all know how you REALLY feel about ol' Billy-Boy! ;-)
She's a Linux girl
Windows makes her hurl
She says phooey
To a GUI
There's a guy she hates:
A poor pauper called Gates
But she'll pine, yes
For a guy called Linus
;-)
Windows makes her hurl
She says phooey
To a GUI
There's a guy she hates:
A poor pauper called Gates
But she'll pine, yes
For a guy called Linus
;-)
Wow, thanks for the mini-parody, Oh, Susanna!
DECATHLON :- i think you should e-mail old bill and he can read about your bugs life! top notch stuff johnny d
Tee-hee, either Peter or Gordon (who's ever wearing the glasses in that Album cover) looks like a complete nerd which fits this song perfectly!
(Decathlon - Event 2) Not a lot to work with here...and I have to admit, I've had NONE of the problems that all those Internet people winge about. And yes, I do have Microsoft. Oh, well. It'll happen to me one day.
(decath2) amen brother - although it's my hotmail that's in for repairs at the moment - can't delete anything (anybody else get that?) - 555
(DEC2) See above...This is (error) a great (blue screen of death) parody you've (invalid file) written, JD....
Windows without bugs would be like a world without sadness. Well done!
Decathlon...I really thought this was going to be about a car windshield...=) Excellent, JD...I can feel your fury!
decathlon, windows without bugs? u ask for to much, but still a good parody 5s
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