Song Parodies -> When A Man Loves His Cousin
| Original Song Title: | "When A Man Loves A Woman" |
| Original Performer: | Percy Sledge |
| Parody Song Title: | "When A Man Loves His Cousin" |
| Parody Written by: | Matthias |
Ah, redneck love, there's nothing like it... At least not past the Mason-Dixon Line!!!
When a man loves his cousin
He's getting fines, but what the he-ll
He'll buy her squirrel to keep his good thing around
Missing teeth? Nah, he can't see it
Voice? Angelic song
Take gun rack to his hound dog if he humps her down
When a man loves his cousin
He'll buy the best of moonshine
Spare change on condoms, that's what he needs
He'll move her into his trailer
And dump Shiana Twain
If she says that's the way, it's gotta be
Well, this man loves his cousin
He gave her NASCAR things, and cash
Trading his shotgun for a necklace of
Rubies, and he cannot take it back!!!
Damn this man loves his cousin
Deep-Frying a mole
This he feeds her, a delicacy
If she thinks he's just a fool
He's the last one to know
Drunken eyes can never see
When a man loves his cousin
He may write her a song
About the love of this country girl
Yes, this man loves his cousin
I know how all those rednecks feel
Cause baby, baby, baby Ah'm dat man
When this man loves his cousin
I know how all-them rednecks feel
He's getting fines, but what the he-ll
He'll buy her squirrel to keep his good thing around
Missing teeth? Nah, he can't see it
Voice? Angelic song
Take gun rack to his hound dog if he humps her down
When a man loves his cousin
He'll buy the best of moonshine
Spare change on condoms, that's what he needs
He'll move her into his trailer
And dump Shiana Twain
If she says that's the way, it's gotta be
Well, this man loves his cousin
He gave her NASCAR things, and cash
Trading his shotgun for a necklace of
Rubies, and he cannot take it back!!!
Damn this man loves his cousin
Deep-Frying a mole
This he feeds her, a delicacy
If she thinks he's just a fool
He's the last one to know
Drunken eyes can never see
When a man loves his cousin
He may write her a song
About the love of this country girl
Yes, this man loves his cousin
I know how all those rednecks feel
Cause baby, baby, baby Ah'm dat man
When this man loves his cousin
I know how all-them rednecks feel
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Purty Hot Dang funny! I laffed so hard I almost fell off my stuffed mule chair..all fahves
5s, a nice wicked little twist on the original.
Dat's rot purdy, Matthias! 555
funny concept...you covered all the angles
I don't know what the legendary DJ "Cousin Brucie" Morrow would think of this, but I think, as redneck songs go, durned site better than most.
I can "relate" to this song.
Eee hawww! 5s.
"spare change on condoms" - they should be included in the caterers' shopping list for big family reunions down there - funny stuff matthias - 555
Road kill and NASCAR - must be true love. Well done, Matthias.
Yeehaw, this is purty funny stuff. Fahv's
(luv contest 06) Tawdry trailer trash temptation!
(LUVCOMP) You sick bastard. Well done, Matthias.
(LUVCOMP) Well, I know I read this before and voted but, guess I didn't comment. Sorry, Matthias, this is right-funny stuff. Buying her squirrel to keep her around was a great line. Shoot, I got plenty o' squirrels in my yard y'all kin have fer nuthin'. 555
(LUV) see above, but I really like this one - 555
(LUVCOMP) What JJ said, yep!
(luvcomp) I know the comment is late but I usually don't comment, unless I feel like it was a good parody. I enjoyed, had some funny moments.
LOVE...there were lots of laughs following it, but "Take gun rack to his hound dog if he humps her down" was one of my favorite lines of the night. Excellent!!
(LUVCOMP) Ha! Hilarious stuff. I haven't been able to get inthe00s to load for about three days now (possibly due to large amounts of internet traffic as start-of-year enrolling ensues?) before realising I could find what the entries were by scrolling through the Latest Comments and finding the entries that way. So... yeah! Loved your work! 555
(LUV) See above!
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