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Song Parodies -> "When Spam Is In The Kitchen"

Original Song Title:

"When A Man Loves A Woman"

Original Performer:

Percy Sledge

Parody Song Title:

"When Spam Is In The Kitchen"

Parody Written by:

Donald Holliday

The Lyrics

When Spam is in the kitchen
I'd eat nothing else
It's the best thing that's around
Its got beef pork and chicken
All wrapped up into one
It puts potted meat to a shame

When Spam is in the kitchen
I'd eat it all the time
Just to hold on to that
Precious can
It gives me all my comfort
Takes away all my pain
Just to taste that canned meat

Oh when Spam is in the kitchen
My dark days turn into light
My frown is turned into a smile
OH maybe I can eat one more can

When Spam is in the kitchen
It smells like roses
Everyone is unhappy except me
If it taste really bad,
I'd never know
That slimy meat looks like gold to me

When Spam is in the kitchen
I could never do it no harm
Never eat anything else

Spam is my baby
Deep down in my soul
Oh maybe maybe one more...

When Spam is in the kitchen

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