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Song Parodies -> "Qix"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Paul Revere & the Raiders

Parody Song Title:


Parody Written by:

Arcade Junkie

The Lyrics

Qix, the 1981 game that's not just a game, it's a work of art.
Girl, I had to take art classes at a college just last night
But when it was done, I saw a Qix upright
I saw the sounds breathe alive
So, I put a quarter inside
But when the game just started, something just ain't right

(and it seems like)
Qix, he's stealing my estate design
Sparx would have to find a place next time
I got a fast and slow button to claim
If my land is now safe

Oh, I get my Qix
I just need help, girl

Drawing many boxes as I can just isn't nice
But QIx and Sparx interrupted to block my path just twice
Because no matter what you do
They'll erase your path in 2
But you'll claim 75%, no matter what the cost

(repeat chorus)

When I go play Qix
I'll claim my land each day
If QIx and Sparx are nowhere
I'm gonna find another way

(repeat chorus 2x)

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Michael Pacholek - February 18, 2004 - Report this comment
Qeep those Qrazy arqade parodies qoming!

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