-> "Smelly Cat"
Original Song Title:
"Honey Pie"
Parody Song Title:
"Smelly Cat"
The Lyrics
He was a mangy tom
Prowling my driveway -
So I had him neutered
He's nicer that way.
And I feed him vegetar - yan
Groom him everyday.
Smelly cat, you were making us nauseous
Caterwauling was raucous
That's why I took you in.
Oh, smelly cat, you looked like a vagrant
Did the skunks make you fragrant
In the Hollywood Hills.
You deposited rats on my welcome mat
And that's why I adopted you
You're my favorite pet.
Oh, smelly cat, life was no bed of roses
You were no friend to noses
Was it the meat you ate?
Smelly cat, smelly cat no more - meow!
(This is where Paul morphs into Tiny Tim.)
Yeah
I like to smell cats - purr, purr
I like the smell of soft, furry kitties
Warm, furry kitties
Crawling on me, sticking their butts in my face.
Was it a mistake that I
De - tomed the cat?
Now my yard is overrun with rats.
Smelly cat, you are as sweet as a daisy
But you're so fat and lazy
So won't you chase some squirrells?
Go out and chase some squirrells.
Purrrr, purr,
Purr, purr, purr, purr,
Smelly cat, smelly cat.
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