Miserable Bastard

Original Song Title:	"Uncle Albert / Admiral Halsey"
Original Performer:	Paul Mc Cartney

Parody Song Title:	"My Prince Albert / Miserable Bastard"
Parody Written by:	Alvin Rhodes

i'm so sorry...my prince albert
its so scarry and its caused me so much pain
i'm so sorry...my prince albert
there's a ring of shiny chrome
but i believe its crimson stained

i'm so sorry...
guess i must have been real bored...that day
i'm so sorry...my prince albert
how it jingles when its flappin'
i'm not sure i like this thing

i'm so sorry...my prince albert
its been lookin' like a bloody thing, i'd say
its so scarry...my prince albert
it has festered like a boil
and it looks sleazy and decayed

hack and cause some slaughter...(slaughter)
hack and nearly die
hack and cause some slaughter...(slaughter)
hack and nearly die

miserable bastard modified me
a hand upon my girth...as he fumbled, clumsily
he jabbed me with a hook and i shouted angrily
"better let it lie ! "...(let it lie)
the nut just wouldn't stop till i punched him in the eye

hack and cause some slaughter...(slaughter)
hack and nearly die
hack and cause some slaughter...(slaughter)
hack and nearly die

leaks a little...peein' drippy, so i've found
see it dribble to the ground
leaks a little, i have found
leaks a little...peein' drippy, so i've found
see it dribble to the ground
leaks a little, i have found

hack and cause some slaughter...(slaughter)
hack and nearly die
hack and cause some slaughter...(slaughter)
hack and nearly die
ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh
ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh

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Arwen - October 11, 2005 - Report this comment

Yowza! The Pince Albert is one of those things that I will NEVER understand. Ever. However...I do understand the fact that this made me giggle...and you always get points for using the word 'bastard' in your parody title...=)

Rick C - October 11, 2005 - Report this comment

HA! I did more than giggle at this. Great job! 555

AFW - October 11, 2005 - Report this comment

Very Funny write on a most piercing subject...five more piercings

John Barry - October 11, 2005 - Report this comment

Princely and poetic. 5s

Red Ant - October 11, 2005 - Report this comment

That made my Dixon Nuts hurt just reading the title.

alvin rhodes - October 11, 2005 - Report this comment

thanks arwen rick AFW john and red ant...and in case anybody is wondering...no way...not for a million bucks

Adagio - October 11, 2005 - Report this comment

OH! Now I understand what the Prince Albert is...I think. But...........Why?? Good one. Let's leave it at that...I don't understand it all. 5's

Agrimorfee - October 11, 2005 - Report this comment

I'm sorry that I don't know what the hell is going on here.

MrMacphisto - October 11, 2005 - Report this comment

3 dribbly 5's for your suffering... :)

Johnny D - October 11, 2005 - Report this comment

5s for you, alvin --- and Agrimorfee --- info for you:

encyc.bmezine.com/?Prince_Albert_Piercing

alvin rhodes - October 12, 2005 - Report this comment

thanks adagio agrimorfee mr macphisto and johnny

Agrimorfee - October 12, 2005 - Report this comment

Whatever happened to the days when he was merely in a can?

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Song Parodies -> My Prince Albert / Miserable Bastard

"Uncle Albert / Admiral Halsey"

Paul Mc Cartney

"My Prince Albert / Miserable Bastard"

Alvin Rhodes

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