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Song Parodies -> "Two Ugly People (The Ballad of 'Emmanuel')"

Original Song Title:

"Too Many People"

Original Performer:

Paul McCartney

Parody Song Title:

"Two Ugly People (The Ballad of 'Emmanuel')"

Parody Written by:

Utah Aints

The Lyrics

This is a parody about the two kidnappers of 14-year-old Elizabeth Smart. If any of you have seen their photos in the newspaper, then you know how hideous these losers look like.
Two ugly people hiding from the crowd
Two ugly people snatched a scared, rich teen
Two ugly people yelled at her real loud
Two ugly people fleeing from the scene.

That was their first mistake
They caught a lucky break and took her away
Now that they're in the hoosegow
Give them injections now.

Two ugly people, dressed in robes and sheets
Two ugly people dressed Liz in robes too.
Two ugly people, covered except their feet
Two ugly people, do they have any shoes?

That was their first mistake
Cops caught a break and arrested the two
Now that they're in the hoosegow
Give them injections now

Two ugly people beseaching God's Good Word
I hope they're sorry for this worthless act
Two ugly people stealing other's kids
Maybe they'll both have heart attacks

That was their last mistake
They've were seen once too much, and now they're had
Nothing to do for them folks

She's waiting for Dad.

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Pacing: 2.9
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Overall Rating: 2.7

Total Votes: 7

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