-> "The Ballad of Janet Jackson (Theme from the 2004 Super Bowl)"
Original Song Title:
"The Ballad of Jed (Theme from the Beverly Hillbillies)"
Parody Song Title:
"The Ballad of Janet Jackson (Theme from the 2004 Super Bowl)"
Come 'n listen to my story 'bout a halftime strip
A Torn bustier baring Janet Jackson's nip
Began Sunday, we was lookin' at the tube,
When' out thru the set came poppin' a boob.
Chest that is! Black tip! Texas teat!
Well, the first thing ya know, the pix are everywhere
Jus-tin said, "Hey, wasn't that some tear?"
Jan said "I'm sorry that it wasn't meant to be,"
Then the network passed the buck, put the blame on M-T-V
Lies that is! Singin' fools, Record stars!
That Nip kept a flashin', Lawdy it was swank
'cept on many stations where there was just a blank
Lotsa folks objected, 'bout the knocker on their screen
This titty viewed by millions was ut-ter-ly obscene
Pierced, that is! Silver Sun, On the right one!
Well now it's time to say goodbye to Jan and her c-cup
The guys would like to thank her jugs fer kindly showing up
You're all invited to pro-test this gross in-de-cen-cy,
I'll take my heapin' helpin' of Janet's Mammary.
Naked boobie, that is! Breast or Bust, Take your bra off!
See Ya at the Grammy's, hear?
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