-> "The Ballad of a Year (Theme from 2004)"
Original Song Title:
"The Ballad of Jed (Theme from the Beverly Hillbill"
Parody Song Title:
"The Ballad of a Year (Theme from 2004)"
Come and listen to some stories 'bout a year now dead
More daily fear, dare we let those fairies wed
And "thee" Sunday, was this really on the tube?
'Cause out from the set came poppin' a boob
Nip that is. Black Jug. Jackson Teat.
Well the next thing you know Red States are everywhere
Most folks said, "John, we don't like your hair."
And "Cal-lee-forn-ya", who once thought so lib'ra'ly
Put a groper in the house 'cause he gropes a Kennedy
Niece, that is. "Girlie Man." Movie star.
The BoSox won the Series, Babe's curse is now just lore
And as for Ronald Reagan, "well, ah," he isn't anymore
Lotsa folks objected 'bout a leashing by Lynn-die
And Martha's hangin' curtains in the pen-i-tent'a-ry.
Stewart, that is. Country Road, West Virginia.
Well now it's time to say goodby but what a year it's been
If not for Bill O'Reilly, would loofahs get such grins?
You're all invited to out all gays for acts "un-Pa'trot-ly"
Except if it's the daughter of Lynne and Dick Che-ney.
Elizabeth, that is. Les-bi-an , Re-pub-li-can.
Y'all Have a Happy New Year! Hear?
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