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Song Parodies -> "Hey Paula ( Simon Cowell and Paula Abdul version )"

Original Song Title:

"Hey Paula"

Original Performer:

Paul and Paula

Parody Song Title:

"Hey Paula ( Simon Cowell and Paula Abdul version )"

Parody Written by:

Jack Wilson

The Lyrics

If Simon and Paula ever got married and recorded a song this would be it
Hey hey Paula, I wanna marry you
Hey hey Paula, no other judge could ever do
I've waited so long for this season to end
Paula, I can wait no more for you,
my love, my love.

Hey Simon, Ive been judging with you
Hey hey Simon, I wanna marry you too
Till next season starts , we will date a lot
Randy and Ryan may be glad too
my love, my love.

We better tell Randy and Ryan too
If we don't, they'll be shocked all season through
We'll have a wedding and book Kelly too
Videos we've made will come true
my love, my love.

Hey Hey Paula, Ill buy a room for us
Hey Simon, I agree with you too

We better tell Randy and Ryan too
If we don't, they'll be shocked all season through
We'll have a wedding and book Kelly too
Videos we've made will come true
my love, my love.

2004 Jack Wilson

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Pacing: 4.1
How Funny: 4.3
Overall Rating: 4.4

Total Votes: 35

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Saula fan - October 18, 2004 - Report this comment
OMG! This song is great. You're a genius! Simon and Paula should definitely get married!
Another Saula Fan - October 18, 2004 - Report this comment
I agree with Saula fan.... The lyrics are perfect and everything! I just wish that the whole country realizes that they actually love each other, but first our two celebrities have to know it too!
Saula Fan too - October 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Amen to that. Someone should sing this song to them.
Jack Wilson - November 02, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks all three of you Saula fans!
saula fan as well - February 16, 2005 - Report this comment
oh it was great. you are an absolute genius. simon and paula just need to realize that they are in love.
Megan - April 30, 2005 - Report this comment
Kia/Kyla - May 15, 2005 - Report this comment
I thought it was great.If they got married this world would be a better place.(Maybe not the world but they would.)
Nikki - July 09, 2005 - Report this comment
this song has got to get made into an actual cd with a lot of other songs. s & p need to be together.
ashley/leah - January 17, 2006 - Report this comment
saula fans also
i love saula - March 09, 2006 - Report this comment
a contestant should sing this on american idol
paula princess - April 18, 2006 - Report this comment
I <3 saula and paula. paula is my idol and insperation she rocks. i <3 saula because i was watching ai and saw them playing footsie and i got hooked. I talk about Paula every minute every conversation i have has something to do with saula or paula. I love paula forever i am her biggest fan go saula simon and paula should get married I wish some of the saula stories would come true. they would have really cute kids.
Kelly - June 02, 2006 - Report this comment
That was a cute song. I have been a fan of Paula's since I was a little girl and I have always been a saulaholic. Simon and Paula belong together!!!!!
Jack Wilson - October 30, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks all you Saul;a fans and Kelly(KELLY CLARKSON!?!? IS THAT YOU?!!?!?) By the way,do you guys even KNOW the OS?
Tommy Turtle - January 03, 2007 - Report this comment
I know only a little of these two, but I know the OS very, very, well, and you captured it nicely. 555
fan - February 17, 2007 - Report this comment
simon, you should ask paula to marry you. paula, i am a big fan of yours. i want to be just like you when i grow up. you are perfect. you should marry simon. you two make the cutest couple. hurry up and get married.
Jack Wilson - February 17, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks Tommy and fan!
babhe amy - November 12, 2008 - Report this comment
hay im a really big fan of urs paula ur 100% fantastic as for simon ur okaii

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