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Song Parodies -> "Last Dessert"

Original Song Title:

"Last Resort"

Original Performer:

Papa Roach

Parody Song Title:

"Last Dessert"

Parody Written by:

Bob O'Mara

The Lyrics

Cut the cake into pieces.
This is my last desert.
Gonna die soon...from feeding.
If I don't stop my continuous eating.

(This is my last desert.)

Cut the cake into pieces.
This is my last desert...gonna die soon from eating.
If I don't stop my continuous eating.
Do you even care if I die eating?

Should I have pie? Should I have cake?
If I had the chance to make...
Packet says "Shake'n Bake"
Food chain laws are there to break.
Putting everybody's health at stake.

Cause I eat a whole lot.
Eat what I see.
Wish nobody would call me chubby. (x2)

I never realized I was gaining weight.
Till I stepped on the scale and realized it's too late.
(Hungry) Feeding on chocolate, and living on sweets.
Gotta craving...for Rice Krispie Treats.

It all started when I tried a diet.
Friend made me some pie, and he told me to try it. end the way I am behaving.
Finding...nothing to conquer this craving.

Cause I eat a whole lot.
Eat what I see.
Wish nobody would call me chubby. (x2)

I can't go on eating this way.

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Pacing: 4.0
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Total Votes: 42

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Asianstalker - April 11, 2004 - Report this comment
God that was funny.
Robbie G. - August 12, 2004 - Report this comment
Man this parody inspires me to write a parody. I wrote one on this love by Maroon 5. It's called these drugs.
MIKEY - November 09, 2010 - Report this comment

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