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Song Parodies -> "Moms Wont Let Me"

Original Song Title:

"Time Wont Let Me"

Original Performer:

Outsiders

Parody Song Title:

"Moms Wont Let Me"

Parody Written by:

Lionel Mertens

The Lyrics

This song is about a rebellious 9 year old Pot head, who can't stomach a unique dilema.
I can't eat my dinner
Even though moms wants me to
I don't care for liver
I know I'm gonna puke

CHORUS:
Moms won't let me... oh no!
Moms won't let me... oh no!
Moms won't let me waste that slop
Can't she see I'm going to drop
My thoughts, my mind are in alarm

(CHORUS REPEAT)

I can't wait till Christmas
Even though I know the deal
I can't wait to witness
And see if Santa's real

ALTERNATE CHORUS:
Milk and Cookies, oh yeah!
School and hooky, oh no!
Moms won't let me smoke my bong
Now she calls when "munchies" are strong*
My gut, my head forsee the harm

I can't eat that slop
I wont eat that slop
I just hate that slop
Don't wanna puke or drop
Just wanna smoke my bong
Junk food grubbin' brownies... brownies...
Don't wanna go along

* The Munchies and liver: what a terrible combination

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ATTENTION VOTERS - October 27, 2005 - Report this comment
I forgot the two lines at the end of the chorus. Please include these: Whoa! Without Tums

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