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Song Parodies -> "Sittin' At The End Of The Pew"

Original Song Title:

"Sittin' At The Dock Of The Bay"

Original Performer:

Ottis Redding

Parody Song Title:

"Sittin' At The End Of The Pew"

Parody Written by:

Elman Authement

The Lyrics

Sittin' at the end of the pew, wishing that church was through
This is the third time Pastor said he would end
And now I hear him say he's closing again
Oooh I'm just sittin' at the end of the pew
Wonderin' when the Pastor's gonna be through
Sittin' at the end of the pew wastin' time.

Looks like nothing's gonna change, every thing still remains the same
I just saw about ten people leave their pew
I guess they went home to watch the game

He's got 5 pages of notes to get done
And he barely did his in-tro-duc-tion
I'm startin' to get numb in my seat
I wish that had brought something to eat
(Repeat Chorus)

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Total Votes: 5

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2Eagle - December 10, 2004 - Report this comment
Yeah, clergymen are so disconnected.

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