Biddin' on the only one
I'll be biddin' when the closing comes,
Watchin' the bids roll in,
and then I'll watch them outbid me again.

I'm biddin' on the schlock on Ebay,
watching the time roll away.
Ooh, I'm just biddin' on the schlock on Ebay,
wastin' time

I left my home page at Yahoo,
headed for a search on Ebay.
'cause I've got nothing to bid for,
and looks like nothing's going to PayPal today.

So I'm just gonna bid on the schlock on Ebay,
watching the time roll away.
Ooh, I'm biddin' on the schlock on Ebay,
wastin' time

Looks like a big chunk of change,
the prices here are always the same.
I can't bid what ten people do,
So, I guess I'll bid so they pay more too.

Biddin' with a minute to go,
and this e-sniper won't leave me alone.
It's been two thousand bucks that I've thrown
just to make this busted Kenwood my own.

Now, I'm just gonna bid on the schlock on Ebay,
watching the time roll away.
Ooh wee, I'm biddin' on the schlock on Ebay,
wastin' time