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Song Parodies -> "A Twisted Tale of the Double Helix"

Original Song Title:

"My Baloney Has a First Name"

Original Performer:

Oscar Meyer

Parody Song Title:

"A Twisted Tale of the Double Helix"

Parody Written by:

Bill Farrell

The Lyrics

With apologies to Rosalind Franklin
My genome has a first strand
It's a-d-e-n-ine
My genome has a last strand
It's g-u-a-n-ine
I crystallize it everyday
And if it replicates I say
That Watson-Crick they paved the way
For recombinant DNA

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Pacing: 4.6
How Funny: 4.9
Overall Rating: 4.8

Total Votes: 8

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Johnny D - September 07, 2004 - Report this comment
Pretty clever!
Sweet Indigo - September 07, 2004 - Report this comment
You did a double helix parody! I love you! DKTOS. But hey. Good work :)
Phil Alexander - September 07, 2004 - Report this comment
DKTOS, I'm afraid... and far be it from me to point out that adenine and guanine are bases, not strands, nor that if you crystallized your DNA it probably wouldn't replicate too well any more... ;-) But kind of fun, anyway: and if you like this song, you might enjoy this, too:
Nancy - October 03, 2004 - Report this comment
Well? More, more! Replicate!

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