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Song Parodies -> "Fulgurator Song"

Original Song Title:

"Oscar Mayer Bologna Song"

Original Performer:

Oscar Mayer Kids Chorus

Parody Song Title:

"Fulgurator Song"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

The Fulgurator, a new, strange, German device is bizarre. It is the invention of a German man named Julius von Bismark. The device is designed so that one person can project “stealth” images into another person’s photograph-images that can only be seen when the other person looks at his pictures!!! The heart of the Fulgurator ( “Flash Thrower”) is an old manual Minolta SLR. A flashgun mounted at the back fires through the camera and through a transparency image on a roll of processed film inside. That image is then projected out through the lens and onto any surface. The flashgun is triggered when another photographer standing nearby takes a picture using flash. Like a slave unit, the Fulgurator senses that flash and fires its own flash, projecting an image the other photographer’s camera records. The image is projected so briefly, however, that the other photographer won’t see it. The Fulgurator is a device that allows hacking into other people’s pictures. Von Bismark seems to believe it might be used in viral marketing and advertising. Creepy!!!
German device has a first part,
It's F-U-L-G-U-R
German device has a second part,
It is A-T-O-R
Hey! German inventor made a way,
To hack photo displays using a M-I-N-O-L-T-A!!!

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 4

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ChroMax - September 05, 2011 - Report this comment
You gotta be kiddin' me!!! That's so rad and yet so scary! Where can I get one???
WCJ - September 05, 2011 - Report this comment
That is scary!! and an invasion of privacy too!! A short little ditty, but a really great one! 555! :-)
Rob Arndt - September 05, 2011 - Report this comment
Thanks guys, I want one too!!! Imagine WHAT you could insert into someone else's pics!!!
LiLEddie - September 05, 2011 - Report this comment
I'd take that anyday over some icky bologna!

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