(As sung by Saddam Hussein:)

(instrumental intro)

Good morning, Dubya.
Saddam says hello.
So you want to bomb us,
To your ranch, you go.

Good morning, Dubya.
Did Dad wait too long?
I heard that you'll take me out.
At home, things must be going wrong.

You'd bomb us for reasons dubious
To all of the rest of the world.
Your scandals are obvious,
You'd divert attention from charges hurled.
Can't you find Al Qaida?
Searchin' far and wider.
Where the hell's Osama gone?

Good morning, Dubya.
At war before long.
Your reasons are bogus.
Your hawks must be strong.

Good morning, Dubya.
Must you wag the dog?
Your party's now in big trouble.
Scandals have you in a big fog.

You'd bomb us for reasons dubious
To all of the rest of the world.
Your scandals are obvious,
You'd divert attention from charges hurled.
Can't you find Al Qaida?
Searchin' far and wider.
Where the hell's Osama gone?

Good morning, Dubya.
Your friends don't agree;
They call you warmonger
You really need me.

Good morning, Dubya.
I've known all along.
You don't know what you're doing.
At home, things must be going wrong.

You'd bomb us for reasons dubious
To all of the rest of the world.
(Searching, he's gone; Osama is gone.)
Searching, he's gone; bin Laden's gone.
War before long.
Things gone wrong? Things gone wrong.
Wrong, wrong, wrong...
Things for you have gone wrong.
Wrong, wrong, wrong...
Things for you have gone wrong.
Things for you have gone wrong.