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Song Parodies -> "Gere is Alpha Guy"

Original Song Title:

"Spirit in the Sky"

Original Performer:

Norman Greenbaum

Parody Song Title:

"Gere is Alpha Guy"

Parody Written by:

Porfle Popnecker

The Lyrics

When I'm bored and I'm cravin' a flick
Gonna go to see my favorite pick
When I pay my precious green
Wanna see Richard Gere up on the screen

Wanna see Richard Gere up on the screen
That's who I'm payin' for with my green
When I'm bored and a movie I pick
Wanna see Richard Gere in the flick

Admit he's great, you know it ain't hard
Have a movie date with Richard
If you're lucky, your dessert
Will be to see a scene
Where Richard Gere takes off his shirt

Gonna see a scene with Richard Gere out of his shirt
That's what we wanna have for dessert
If the movie is one of his best
We'll get to see Richard Gere's hairy chest

Disregard the gerbils, that's a canard
No rodent perv is Richard
Want some acting for to die?
Well, everybody knows
Richard Gere is alpha guy

Everybody knows Richard Gere is alpha guy
He gives performances for to die
If we're good, and by heaven are blessed
We'll get to see Richard Gere get undressed
See Richard Gere get undressed

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Pacing: 4.4
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 4.6

Total Votes: 5

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Rob Arndt - April 19, 2012 - Report this comment
Didn't Gere start the '80s male sex symbol thing with "An Officer and a Gentleman"? Then it was Harrison Ford, Kevin Costner, Mel Gibson, etc... who look _really_ old now. Only Tom Cruise seems to stay in shape but he's a fruitcake ;-D
Porfle Popnecker - April 19, 2012 - Report this comment
Gere still looks pretty good. I think Sean Connery probably lasted longer than any of them.

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