-> "Mr Blowchunkles"
Original Song Title:
"Mr Bojangles"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Mr Blowchunkles"
The Lyrics
Mr. Blowchunkles
I knew a man Blowchunkles and he ate too much
And drank beer too
Most every day, you’d see him spray, projectile-like
Puke on his shoe
He hurled so much, hurled so much
That he never gained weight
I met him at a buffet on the Vegas Strip… It was
Free shrimp day
He stuffed them in his pockets until they were full
Then he walked away
He chowed them down, chowed them down, he belched
Bent his head to wait
He said his name "Blowchunkles" as he threw them up
And wiped his chin
He retched some more right on the floor
And the puddle grew… and then he flashed a grin
“I’m just like Nicole, just like Nicole”
He headed back in for some more
Mr. Blowchunkles, Mr. Blowchunkles
Mr. Blowchunkles, barf…
In Rome they used to visit vomitoriums
To “make more room”
The food was “fast” but their repast was soon a mess
Piled in the flume
The empire fell, it up and fell
The Bread and Circus days were now gone
I saw a show today and it was excellent
Fatty turned to stud
I watched the race and stuffed my face with kettle-korn
And 12 cans of Bud
I ran for the bowl, ran for the bowl
And as I “drove the bus” I thanked…
Mr. Blowchunkles, Mr. Blowchunkles
Mr. Blowchunkles, barf…
IB
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