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Song Parodies -> "Absolutey (Story of a Clown)"

Original Song Title:

"Absolutely (Story of a Girl)"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Nine Days

Parody Song Title:

"Absolutey (Story of a Clown)"

Parody Written by:

Bob O'Mara

The Lyrics

This is...the story of a clown.
Who you'd never see wearing a frown.
And while he looks so fun with makeup on,
I absolutely fear him...

Cause he kills.

How many people have died?
A victim was found with a knife in his side.
And people used to think I lied.
I warned them before, but no one really cared.

As long as we stand here waiting.
Shivering from our heads to our knees.
How many people have cried.
With the clown chasing you, ignoring your pleas.

Your feet never ran this fast in one day.
And your screams never sounded quite the same way.
And he never seems to let anybody pray.

Chorus

How many people will fight?
From early each morning to late every night.
Children are living in fright.
We have to end all this madness tonight.

As long as we keep on searching.
Using the dog that can jog pretty fast.
And with the help of the town.
His murderous rampage surely won't last.

Your feet never ran this fast in one day.
And your screams never sounded quite the same way.
And he never seems to let anybody pray.

Chorus (x2)

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.3
How Funny: 4.4
Overall Rating: 4.4

Total Votes: 98

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cygna vamp - February 03, 2003 - Report this comment
You don't like clowns, do you?
PF4Eva - February 03, 2003 - Report this comment
What vamp said. Just the idea itself was hilarious.
Jordan (Half of Mike Armstrong) - February 03, 2003 - Report this comment
Read Stephen King's "IT" absolutely the best book ever. Great song guy.
Bob O'Mara - February 04, 2003 - Report this comment
I actually love the movie IT and I attempted to read the book by Stephen King, which is what I based this off of, but I am having a hard time reading his writing. But thanks for the comments
BladeRunner - March 03, 2003 - Report this comment
This is hilarious. I love it. I hate clowns though. I would live a happy life if all clowns died today. I remember seeing clowns in a van once, and I was scared to drive by because of the number of Clowns they can fit in a vw bug. A van could hold 10 times more!. I sped away and never looked back.
WackoGrrl319 - March 12, 2003 - Report this comment
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Lisa Gee - June 05, 2003 - Report this comment
Now THAT was funny. The pacing was a little off in some places but I was actually laughing out loud during this one. "How many people have died?/ A victim was found with a knife in his side." was perfect.. haha just because you can play the real song and sing along to it with that line. Awesome parody man.
Bob - August 18, 2003 - Report this comment
Whoops, I didn't even realize I put the wrong decade. It should be 2000s.
~*kelly*~ - November 17, 2003 - Report this comment
ahahahahahahahahaha... that was funny.. i hate clowns, they are pure EVIL... haha
Edward (urbanchaos101@hotmail.com) - May 06, 2004 - Report this comment
Absolutely brilliant, one of the best parodies i've ever read! Evenbetter than some wierd al stuff
a.k.a. skittles - May 12, 2004 - Report this comment
i feel your pain.@ my bros bday party, a clown killed our dog evil . lol
TheBritishBomber - May 15, 2004 - Report this comment
So your dogs name is evil. I would have killed him to!!!
aka skittles - May 24, 2004 - Report this comment
i meant the clown was evil dumbass
somebody with feelings - May 24, 2004 - Report this comment
yes-finally a parody worth reading. i crown u parody king. -oh yeh,britin sucks mister bomber. that dog was my girlfriends dog so quit hatin.lol.
kitkatbar09 - May 24, 2004 - Report this comment
yes misspreppy kelly we know clowns r evil
kitkatbar09 - May 26, 2004 - Report this comment
exilantee-if you paleu v'eau fanghat english-it rocks totally hard.
kitkatbarr09 - May 29, 2004 - Report this comment
HEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Somebody stoll my name!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! JERKS!
clown king - June 07, 2004 - Report this comment
MUHUAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!! I killed da bomber guy's dog!!!
shaggs 2 dope(yeah i wish) - June 18, 2004 - Report this comment
have ya eva herad of icp this song can relate to them because clowns are misjudged and what started all of this clown killing waz icp(insane clown posse)but whatever great parody thoughp.s much clown love to all ya south carolina juggalos/lettes sincerley:cayce
violenj(yeah i wish) - June 18, 2004 - Report this comment
another ting about icp is that they got the clown idea from was a dark carnival that visited vilent j (one of the singers) and told him to deliver 6 messages to tell about the dark carnival.here are the six jokers cards(they called the cds joker cards becaue supposeedly the dark canival told violent j to) they came out with:1993:carnival of carnage:1994:the ringmaster:1995:the riddlebox:1997:the great milenko:1999:the amazing jeckal bothers:and in 2002:the wraith they r all great cds.but again great parody icp would be proud sincerly cayce
Spam Police - June 18, 2004 - Report this comment
Would you guys stop posting spam comments please?
shaggs 2 dope(yeah i wish) - June 20, 2004 - Report this comment
VIVA LA SPAM!!!!!!
Insane Steven - January 27, 2007 - Report this comment
After that "Cuz he kills" line, i stopped reading, lol, i have a HORRIBLE fear of clownz!!!! aah! cant sleep clownz will eat me...........
enomenouse - March 26, 2007 - Report this comment
i think it should be way more scary so when i come back to read it next time i would expect it to be scarier

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