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Song Parodies -> "Bleep! The Mets! Part 5 (The Generic Version)"

Original Song Title:

"Meet the Mets"

Original Performer:

New York Mets

Parody Song Title:

"Bleep! The Mets! Part 5 (The Generic Version)"

Parody Written by:

Melanie Lee

The Lyrics

Within three seasons, Mets-bleeping has developed into an art form with its own formula. I give you the generic outline. OS:
Bleep! the Mets! Bleep! the Mets!
(Fill the blank here) Bleep! the Mets!
What a (noun here)! (rhyme with –ite)
Can’t that baseball team do anything right?
(Bring up a shameful act or flub from this year)
(Say how you’re mad or shedding a tear)
East Side, West Side
(Here’s the nod to New York town)
Those (adj’ctive, adj’ctive, gerund) Mets
Have let us down!

Bleep! the Mets! Bleep! the Mets!
(Creep or freep or Streep) the Mets!
(Now expound on how you feel)
(Cite Shea Stadium…I mean, Citifield!)
(Mention the Yankees, how they’re doing this year;
(If it’s bad, cuss ‘em; if it’s good, cheer.)
(This side, that side)
(Mention anything at all)
Those (gerund, gerund, gerund) Mets
(Now sum it all)
(Repeat next fall!)

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Total Votes: 2

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Michael Pacholek - October 22, 2009 - Report this comment
Every year, Met fans talk a lot about their team going all the way. And every year, their team goes all the way down the drain. And if A.J. Burnett has his good stuff tonight, their ultimate nightmare World Series will happen, just as it did for us in 1986. At least they finally have enough sense to realize that the Braves were never their true rivals!

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