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Song Parodies -> "Bleep! The Mets! Part 4"

Original Song Title:

"Meet the Mets"

Original Performer:

New York Mets

Parody Song Title:

"Bleep! The Mets! Part 4"

Parody Written by:

Melanie Lee

The Lyrics

Sorry I'm a little late with my annual Mets-bleeping duties, but I've had a rough two weeks! OS:
Bleep! the Mets! Bleep! the Mets!
Ho-hum, yawn, stretch…Bleep the Mets!
Going down without a fight…
Can’t that baseball team do anything right?
They weren’t even in the running this year!
They’re such…why bother? Get me a beer.
Win side, lose side…
In the stats they’ve slidden down!
Those darned Amazing…ho-hum…Mets
Are Flushing down!

Bleep! the Mets! Bleep! the Mets!
Hire Uriah Heep, you Mets!
Paul McCartney, Bill Jo’l…
Citifield should only play rock and roll!
Guess what? The Yankees in the playoffs again!
Welcome back, Bombers! Meanwhile, Mets men,
Close that score board;
Take the bases off the lawn
Of Citifield…snore…zzz-zzz…bleep!
Zz, zz, zz…yawn…!
Uriah Heep refers to the rock band. Paul McCartney held a concert in Citifield July 2009, and Billy Joel joined him for a song.

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Christie Marie M - October 19, 2009 - Report this comment
I'm not into the Mets as much. I love the Yankees better. Oh, and I've mentioned this before. My friend and I came up with our own abbreviation of Mets standing for My Entire Team Sucks! They would also be called My Team Eats S**t!, but, if you unscramble those first letters of the words, they would spell "METS"! It's all good! 555!
Michael Pacholek - October 22, 2009 - Report this comment
I wonder if Billy was talking about the Mets when he said, "Now, you just don't remember all the things you said, and you're not sure that you wanna know... " No, wait, that song couldn't have been about the Mets, because "You had the Dom Perignon in your hand." When do the Mets ever have champagne? Met fans are so dumb, they think Dom Perignon is the guy John Gotti rubbed out to take over the Mob!
Melanie Lee - October 22, 2009 - Report this comment
MP: He isn't?

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