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Song Parodies -> "Bleep! The Mets! Part 3"

Original Song Title:

"Meet the Mets"

Original Performer:

New York Mets

Parody Song Title:

"Bleep! The Mets! Part 3"

Parody Written by:

Melanie Lee

The Lyrics

Bleep! The Mets! Bleep! The Mets!
Yet again, say Bleep! The Mets!
One more letdown, one more blight!
Can't that baseball team do anything right?
Again, we're one loss short of off-season games.
'Least this year's meltdown wasn't as lame.
East Side, West Side:
Groaning all around the town.
Those choking, losing, bleeping Mets
Have let us down.

Bleep! The Mets! Bleep! The Mets!
No, they couldn't squeak, the Mets!
Bye, Shea Stadium, going dark.
Looking forward--NOT!--to Citifield Park.
Even the Yankees couldn't make it this year.
Hand us a hankie. Shed us a tear.
East Side, West Side--
Bronx and Flushing, hang your heads!
Perhaps the Giants, Knicks, or Jets
Can win instead!
Can win instead!

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John Barry - September 30, 2008 - Report this comment
New York, New York, sports teams tumblin' down. The Bronx got shmucks; there's those Madison clowns.

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