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Song Parodies -> "Bleep! The Mets! Part 2"

Original Song Title:

"Meet the Mets"

Original Performer:

New York Mets

Parody Song Title:

"Bleep! The Mets! Part 2"

Parody Written by:

Melanie Lee

The Lyrics

The New York Mets have done it again--this time, with the 3am firing of manager Willie Randolph. Once again, what time is it? It's Mets-bleeping time!
Bleep! The Mets! Bleep! The Mets!
Once again, say, “Bleep! The Mets!”
What an insult! What a slight!
Can’t that baseball team do anything right?
Willie got canned at 3 a.m.—what a foul!
Is he a vampire? Is he an owl?
East Coast, West Coast—
Quick! Backstabbing coming down!
Those wimpy, sneaky, weas’ly Mets
Have shamed their town!

Bleep! The Mets! Bleep! The Mets!
Randolph couldn’t keep the Mets!
Such a copout! Such disgrace!
Leaves Mets ownership with egg on their face!
Last year, the Yankees’ Torre out on his ear!
Now coaching Dodgers—give him a cheer!
East Coast, West Coast—
Man, go west, and settle down!
Could Willie Randolph coach some team
In Tinseltown?
In Tinseltown?
This is a parody of a parody, folks! Original parody: Bob Costas sings "Meet the Mets":

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Jason - June 20, 2008 - Report this comment
Pretty good. No doubt the Pacholek and the Power brigade will leave comments soon!
alvin - June 20, 2008 - Report this comment
lol...good one....i remember when the mets used to be LOVABLE when they lost
Michael Pacholek - June 20, 2008 - Report this comment
Glad you didn't wake me up at 3 AM to make me read this! I still cannot contain my glee over how bad the Three Stooges (Fred & Jeff Wilpon, and Omar Minaya) made themselves look. Wake the kiddies and wake the wife, to witness all this Flushing overnight strife!
Max Power - June 20, 2008 - Report this comment
Indeed, I'll try to submit mine tomorrow.

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