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Song Parodies -> "Bleep! the Mets!"

Original Song Title:

"Meet the Mets"

Original Performer:

New York Mets

Parody Song Title:

"Bleep! the Mets!"

Parody Written by:

Melanie Lee

The Lyrics

Why should Michael Pacholek have all the fun?
Bleep! the Mets! Bleep! the Mets!
Oh, my goodness, bleep the Mets!
What a meltdown! What a blight!
Can’t that baseball team do anything right?
Ahead by seven games, with seventeen left,
They blew it big time; now we’re bereft!
East Side, West Side,
Uptown, middle town, or down—
Those blippin’, freakin’, bleepin’ Mets
Have ruined our town!

Bleep! the Mets! Bleep! the Mets!
Baby, you can keep the Mets!
Bring new pitchers; bring new staff;
They’ll still lose it by a game-and-a-half!
Ho-hum, the Yankees in the playoffs again:
Best team that money can purchase, my friend!
Subway Series…
Once a century, that’s all!
Those flippin’, freakin’, bleepin’ Mets
Have dropped the ball!
Have dropped the ball!
P.S. Wait'll next year! :(

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Overall Rating: 4.2

Total Votes: 5

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Michael Pacholek - October 05, 2007 - Report this comment
Oh, by all means, spread the fun around! But I thought THIS was "next year"! Or maybe, as the old saying goes, it's the ninth year in Omar Minaya's five-year plan.
alvin - October 05, 2007 - Report this comment
nice job on a dodger fan, i'm almost up to my second decade of "next year"
Below Average Dave ( - October 05, 2007 - Report this comment
That's ok Alvin, as a hockey fan of the St. Louis Blues, they haven't won in my LIFE TIME:) Or anyone's for that matter, I'm at 2 and a half decades of next years. . .

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