Up here at the north pole
It's bringing me down
Cause jolly old Santa
Is just an old clown
Now he could do something
But he never tries
He never does nothing
So him I despise

Now everyone knows
It's us elves who do all the work
Now don't get me wrong
When I say that Santa Claus is really just a big jerk

Up here at the north pole
It's bringing me down
Cause jolly old Santa
Is just an old clown

Bo do dee oh do
Bo do dee oh do
Bo do dee oh do
Ho ho ho