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Song Parodies -> "Breakin' Nuts Is What I Do"

Original Song Title:

"Breakin' Up Is Hard To Do"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Neil Sedaka

Parody Song Title:

"Breakin' Nuts Is What I Do"

Parody Written by:

Randy Hearn

The Lyrics

Mob loanshark reminding his " client " to not forget
Don'a be a dumb doobie you dumb dumb
Com'a com'a dumb doobie you dumb dumb
Don'a be a dumb doobie you dumb dumb
Breakin' nuts is what I do

Don't try and shy, away from me
You won't like your start in mis-ery
You'll be two, toned black and blue
Cause breakin' nuts is what I do

Re-mem-ber when, I said al-right
Juice is due here on Fri-day night
Think about what's good for you
Cause breakin' nuts is what I do

You know that breakin nuts is what I do
Now you know, I'll do it to you
Don't ask, for time to extend
I'll take my little hammer out and break your freakin' nuts and then

You'll beg of me, to let you slide
That you'll pay me back another time
Ain't no maybe, I'll start on you
Cause breakin' nuts is what I do

You know that breakin' nuts is what I do
Now you know, I'll do it to you
Don't ask, for time to extend
I'll take my little hammer out and break for freakin' nuts and then

You'll beg of me, to let you slide
That you'll pay me back another time
Ain't no maybe, I'll start with you
Cause breakin' nuts is what I do

dumb doobie you dumb dumb
Com'a com'a dumb doobie you dumb dumb
Don'a be a dumb doobie you dumb dumb

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Old Man Ribber - April 30, 2010 - Report this comment
Ah yes...the Nutcracker Suite! ;D
Jeff Reuben - April 30, 2010 - Report this comment
O. M. Ribber beat me to the line. Funny stuff.
The Charnstar - April 30, 2010 - Report this comment
OW... Just.. OW... Good song though...

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