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Song Parodies -> "Problem Ticket (Helpdesk Blues)"

Original Song Title:

"One-Way Ticket (To The Blues)"

Original Performer:

Neil Sedaka

Parody Song Title:

"Problem Ticket (Helpdesk Blues)"

Parody Written by:

Susanna Viljanen

The Lyrics

Blue, blue screen is lurking on my pane
Gotta call the helpdesk, machine is down again
Woa-ooh, have a problem ticket them to do -

Is it Microsoft which has just let me down
is it hardware problem somewhere to be found?
Woa-ooh, have a problem ticket them to do -

Gonna take that box to helpdesk room
Gonna call the boys of support
I'm sick and tired fixing that box again -
for them, it's just like a sport!

Problem ticket! Problem ticket!
Problem ticket! Problem ticket!
Problem ticket - this is PC support helpdesk blues!

Hours go by, it's waiting now for me
I've been assigned a number, they're working my PC
Woa-ooh, have a problem ticket them to do -

Will they ever find what's wrong with it
Will they ever find the root cause?
Is it better just to format, and then install
from scratch? That's what I suppose!

Problem ticket! Problem ticket!
Problem ticket! Problem ticket!
Problem ticket - this is PC support helpdesk blues!

Woa-hoo, this is PC support helpdesk blues
I got a problem ticket - Helpdesk Blues!

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TJC - August 31, 2006 - Report this comment
I agree with your thesis... root cause indeed!

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