Song Parodies -> Bakin' Pups In Lard For Stew

Original Song Title:	"Breaking Up Is Hard To Do"
Original Performer:	Neil Sedaka

Parody Song Title:	"Bakin' Pups In Lard For Stew"
Parody Written by:	Claude Prez

(Glom Scooby-Doo on down....yumma-yummy...)
Bakin' pups in lard for stew

Don't take your dog away from me
Because I need him for this recipe
Yes he's my widdle rawhide chew
I'm bakin' pups in lard for stew

Remember when I got that bite
From that dog who barked all through the night?
Well now I got a hankerin' too
I'm bakin' pups in lard for stew

You know I'm bakin' pups in lard for stew
I think I'll call it 'le Rover Ragout'
Don't think that they're man's best friend
Instead of being friendly maybe they should just be tender then

I'm beggin you to fetch my plate
Oh I'm-a hungry and it smells great
I think it needs more peke-a-poo
I'm bakin' pups in lard for stew

You know I'm bakin' pups in lard for stew
Yes we have hot dogs on our menu
I do not want to offend
Instead of makin supper maybe we should bake our puppy friends

The table's set so let's begin
You know it's almost time for Rin Din Din
Hey let's toss in some kittens too
We're bakin' pups in lard for stew

(Glom Scooby-Doo on down....yumma-yummy...)

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Meriadoc - May 07, 2003 - Report this comment

You had me roaring with laughter until you tossed the kittens in.... Hee hee :-D

Billy Florio - May 07, 2003 - Report this comment

Great job claude

Phil Alexander - May 08, 2003 - Report this comment

I don't know the original of this one, but I'm voting on it anyway as the words read damn near perfectly and it made me chuckle... very good parody, Claude

Claude Prez - May 08, 2003 - Report this comment

Thanks for the comments. And on the off chance I offended anyone with this parody, here is a bonus verse to make up for it: I wrote this song, but I regret it now/ Because I shoulda worked in "tasty Chow"/ And I coulda mentioned Weiners too/ In "Bakin' Pups In Lard For Stew".....There. Now I feel better.

Aaerni - May 11, 2003 - Report this comment

Scooby-dooby-doooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

bigband - August 14, 2003 - Report this comment

Super, very funny. Makes me feel better about my christmas parody "children roasting on an open fire."

C Schwinn - September 25, 2003 - Report this comment

Absolutely disgusting...

AMIRIGHT AWARDS WINNER - November 13, 2003 - Report this comment

Funniest Title

Claude 4 Prez Fan Club - February 21, 2004 - Report this comment

Rover Ragout. Rin Din Din. Heh heh. This should win, like, an award or something.

Animal Rights Activist. - April 20, 2005 - Report this comment

Not clever or funny.

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Song Parodies -> Bakin' Pups In Lard For Stew

"Breaking Up Is Hard To Do"

Neil Sedaka

"Bakin' Pups In Lard For Stew"

Claude Prez

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