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Song Parodies -> "From a Jerk to a King"

Original Song Title:

"From a Jack to a Queen"

Original Performer:

Ned Miller

Parody Song Title:

"From a Jerk to a King"

Parody Written by:

Rod Worden

The Lyrics

But as for impeachment, I stand with those who say, "Consider the alternative.."
From a jerk to a king
From cluelessness to the western wing
The mudfest races he won, a sting
He put a hole in our hearts..

From a jerk to a king
No past regrets from epithets once hurled
Dress boots and hat now, and flag unfurled,
Thinks he's the king of the world.

For just a little while
He thought the chumps might see the game
Then Nine One-One--
The War-Time Monarch! --Rights good-bye..

From a jerk to a king
From righteousness, now, the wars he brings
Up next Iran --we'll waste everything!
And put more hate in their hearts.

For just a 'little while'
The Bill of Rights will have to go..
Police-state laws
Stamp out our freedoms, one by one..

From a jerk to a king
From mideast mess to our fascist nest
From tapped phone calls to the false arrests
He put a hole in our hearts.

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Pacing: 3.7
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Overall Rating: 3.7

Total Votes: 3

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Song Title Cop - April 24, 2006 - Report this comment
Isn't the OS "From A Jack To A King"?
A. Jerk - April 24, 2006 - Report this comment
Umm.. I believe you are correct..oops
Michael Pacholek - April 24, 2006 - Report this comment
No, you should not consider the alternative. Say what you want about Dick Cheney, but he has the capacity to think clearly. Of course, he's every bit as guilty, so he has to be impeached, too. But not until after the new Congress convenes in January 2007. This will save the Democrats a nasty primary battle, as current House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi, who will become Speaker, will be the incumbent (and the first female President).
RW - April 24, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, Michael, and that's an interesting projection. Sure would be an improvement over that guy Hillary.
Larry Hensley - April 24, 2006 - Report this comment
Very well written, fives
RW - April 24, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, Larry
PDG - February 06, 2010 - Report this comment
From a Jerk to a King ---- Best one I have read in a long time. says it all

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