They Tried to sell me Egg Foo Yong,
When all I ordered was Chow Mein
They babbled on and on,
'Bout Foo Yong and Won Ton,
And very soon that crap became a pain

I said I'll take Foo Yong to go,
Then Dumped the box on Hoo Dong So
And now perhaps they will recall,
'Didn't want Foo Yong, at all...


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I said I'll take Foo Yong to go,
Then poured it all on Hoo Dong So
And now perhaps they will recall,
'Didn't want Foo Yong, at all.....