-> "They''ve Taken My Company Mid-Size Car"
Original Song Title:
"They're Coming To Take Me Away, Ha-Haa"
Parody Song Title:
"They''ve Taken My Company Mid-Size Car"
I can't remember why I chose - to write this parody,
It's really not like me, to goof off while at work,
Well, they've scanned my email now -
'Cause I could not delete it first..
And now it seems that I'm completely out of a job. And...
They've taken my company mid-size car,
And all of my corporate credit cards.
Oh me, oh my . . . and my pension plan.
Now life will suck when I'm an old man.
And I'll be lucky to push my shopping cart down the dirty streets,
If they don't come and take it away, oh my!
I thought I was alone - and so I laughed, I laughed,
When I had read a funny parody on "Am I - Right" . . . Right?!!
You know I laughed - You heard me laugh.
I laughed - You left, and got the CEO - and now he's had the very last laugh . . . 'Cause -
He's taking my personal golden key
To the Board of Directors' Lavatory - Me-Oh-My!
Now he's called the guard - Who won't escort me through the door,
Until he shakes me down for the 10 year pin I got in July.
I'd have just thrown the darned thing away, Ah-Ha!
I crunched your numbers down to size -
and this is what I get for working overtime,
and even Christmas Eve - Ha?!
Well, now the payback will be huge -
And did you know, that I have photos of our New Year's Party, Mr. Scrooge?! - So...
Just give me the office across from you,
With the solid oak desk and a penthouse view. Oh, what a view!
And my credit cards! A personalized space for my new Jaguar.
And I'll be happy to have you working for me, and pouring my tea.
This was more fun than playing Monopoly! A-Ha!
I'm the CEO - Now I can tell people where to go,
And I'll be happy to work them overtime on a Christmas Eve,
'Cause they're gonna be working for me, Ha-ha!
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