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Song Parodies -> "I'm Over-Shtupped in Every Place"

Original Song Title:

"I've Grown Accustomed to Her Face"

Original Performer:

My Fair Lady original score

Parody Song Title:

"I'm Over-Shtupped in Every Place"

Parody Written by:

Fiddlegirl and Tommy Turtle

The Lyrics

Believe it or not, this was *my* (FG’s) idea -- although, of course, TT jumped on it like, well -- n/m :) ... He’s really quite disturbed, you know. Only a week of partnering (and what a partner!), and look how he's already corrupted poor, innocent me ... *sniff*... “I’m a good girl, I am!”

Men! Men! Men! Men!

I’m not accustomed to this pace
Each night and morning he begins
When I recoup, he wants to spoon
At lunch, mid-afternoon
At cof...fee break
fresh cream… and cake

A freak of nature is he- Wow!
From one or two to nine or ten
Although revealed, he’s quite resplendent,
(And it’s so much fun to pet)
Lately I’ve begun to miss the sleep I nev-er get
I have the cussed and wanton look
Of doggie-stylin’ pup
Just can’t keep –up this- pace.

[Spoken]

"Marry Fiddle". What a charming smile and plea. What complete commitment; loving thing to do. But I regret it! I regret it! My poon is sore; he even wants *more* now!

[Sung]
I could see us then, Mr./Mrs. Fiddlegirl
Not a lecher was he then, but me: adore
But look at us now! Geez, he wants *another* twirl
And my spill-collector bleeding at its core *
He used to treat me as he oughter
Instead of spending hours in bed
Like a lamb led to the slaughter,
While my husband thinks with only small head
If he wants a blow, how I wish that he'd turn gay
Wear my mini; show some "cheek", the streets, he'd walk
He'll come home, and lo, having shtupped, not need my lay
With the other sweet boys, let him pour his pork
Poor Ms. Fiddle. Her poor plight: full!
It's so irritating! Entire night, full!
If pregnant, I could be, I might get a small respite
When he hammers on my door as his pole flags
Semen, all full, and horny, impatient and uptight
Will I let him in or kick him in the balls?
Give him nooky or re-send him to the pervs?
Get back on my back or throw the bugger out?


But I've been such a giving girl
The sort who understood, took his wood
Any position, whenever he would nudge
Together, we would curl
But, from now on, he'll have to jack
No longer getting on my knees
Let him find someone to bone
Go to "men's clubs" all alone!
And find some wh*re and pay her for striptease!

[Spoken]

"Marry Fiddle" - ha!

[Sung]

If I could only hear him say
“Let’s take a break today”
The toys, the throws
My thighs... he goes
And his libido—holy cow
Just heaving out and coming in
I’d be so grateful for a moment’s --
-- Rest, with no cuffs on my hands
I am not a rabbit
I can’t handle his demands!
I’ve grown exhausted by his need
To hump my derriére
Exhausted by this…(falls asleep)



* Fiddlegirl is NOT responsible for this line!


© 2009 Fiddlegirl and Tommy Turtle. All rights reserved. E-mail: tomm...@yahoo.com

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Leo Keough - September 02, 2009 - Report this comment
Another one bites the lust!!!...LOL funny!!!...555!!!

Security code: VAN...If it's rockin', don't come a-knockin'!!!
Christie Marie M - September 02, 2009 - Report this comment
"Hump....there it is!" LOL!! Another fine satire performance from the Fiddle and the Turtle! 555!
Susanna Viljanen - September 02, 2009 - Report this comment
Nice to know you haven't retreated within your shell. 555
AFW - September 02, 2009 - Report this comment
Two words: Sensational Soliloquy!!
Old Man Ribber - September 02, 2009 - Report this comment
Yet more Friggins with Higgins! Not one farthing! Just 5-5-5 ;D
Timmy1000 - September 02, 2009 - Report this comment
555 - this sounds like more than a "Fair" lady here, taking no time to rest. She may be exceptional - and so was the write.
Learnen' to Loewe... Moooooewe! - September 02, 2009 - Report this comment
Great stuff you two! For safety though, we'd recommend FG stay off the street where TT lives...
@ Learnen' to Loewe... Moooooewe! - September 02, 2009 - Report this comment
.. and that would be .. why? The beach is beautiful :)
FG @@ LL...M - September 02, 2009 - Report this comment
Why, thank you!!!! Oh...... the *beach*.... my bad. ;)
metaphorsbwithu - September 02, 2009 - Report this comment
@FG - And to think your name is Doolittle! Eliza's full of surprizas! Watch out for strangers roaming on the street where you live! ;-)

@TT - You DAC! :-D
Mark Scotti - September 02, 2009 - Report this comment
Or has she grown a"crusted", at shells place? LOL!!!!
Fiddlegirl - September 03, 2009 - Report this comment
Leo: Hehehe... and LOL @ VAN comment!

Thanks to CMM, SV, and AFW :D

T1K: LOL! Exceptional indeed! ;)

LLM: Especially if he offers FG shell-ter!

M4: Absolutely adore your punny sense of humor!

Mark: ROFLMAO!
Phil Alexander - September 03, 2009 - Report this comment
Oh, dear.. I'm going to have to rethink what the "fiddle" in "fiddlegirl" implies, aren't I? A wonderful title sub, simply dripping with.. er.. well, something anyway. :-D
john - September 03, 2009 - Report this comment
Let's face it, this is really good.
TT filling in for the ****ing FG - September 03, 2009 - Report this comment
(**** = "work" - one so hates to use dirty four-letter words in referring to a lady)

Phil Alexander: I believe you are... hehe... and thanks for not finishing that sentence! :)

john: Subtle, but not missed :) good one. Thanks for v/c, john.
Type-Oh - January 26, 2010 - Report this comment
See this the one you can find for fiddle and hoh! This one better and really shoh "This particular genre is not to her personal taste " so thanks in clear that up. Parody done good but too much of pumping up for show. I vohte on this one a 4-2-3 and you are for welcoming page hits. Happy Guideline to you!
Tommy Turtle - January 26, 2010 - Report this comment
Type-Oh: I see the problem now: You don't understand that these parodies are *fictional*, as are their characters. For example, TT has never actually boffed a sheep, despite more than a dozen parodies to that effect. "Effect" -- that's exactly what it's for. Comic effect. Fiddlegirl is quite ladylike in her personal behavior. Glad we got that cleared up.
Type-Oh - January 28, 2010 - Report this comment
this revisioner his-tory. you say this genre not to fiddlegirl liking but this her idea and this show she like. now you try change story. you and her like same thing

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