-> "I Stood With Pants Alight (Flight 253)"
Original Song Title:
"I Could Have Danced All Night" (MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"I Stood With Pants Alight (Flight 253)"
Umar: Bled! Red! I couldn't blow them dead!
I meant to light the sky o'er Windsor town! 
Weep! Weep! I should have slept tonight
With six dozen virgins, Allah's crown!
I stood with pants alight;
I took that chance, all right,
And still have legs so sore.
I should have shredded wings,
From one small pouch that clings, 
And severed one E door. 
I'll never know what made it slow igniting;
Why all at once my parts looked bright.
I only know when he tore off my pants to see, 
I could have danced, danced, danced in fright!
[50-minute interrogation from 2:15]
Doctor: It's after three now.
Nurse: Don't you agree now?
He ought to be in bed.
Umar: They should have asked, "More flights?"
Before they read my rights;
Now they must beg for more.
I could have fed them things
That early warnings bring
Of clever plans in store.
I'll never know what made them give up asking;
Why call me dunce? I'm smart, shut tight.
I'm lonely, though I see
That Rights Bill grants to me
An equal chance with rants to fight! 
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