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Song Parodies -> "Get Me to the Crypt on Time (I'm Getting Buried in the Morning)"

Original Song Title:

"Get Me to the Church on Time"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

My Fair Lady

Parody Song Title:

"Get Me to the Crypt on Time (I'm Getting Buried in the Morning)"

Parody Written by:

The Least of Your Troubles

The Lyrics

A few more hours, that's all the time I've got.
A few more hours before I'm in my plot.
There are houses and misers all over London, and I've got to haunt them all in just a few more hours.

I'm getting buried in the morning.
Ding! Dong! the bells are gonna chime.
Stuff and embalm me,
no need to calm me,
but get me to the crypt on time.

I gotta be there in the morning,
ice cold and well gone past my prime.
Friends, come and kiss me. Pretend you'll miss me,
but get me to the crypt on time.

If I am floating, I'll gone unheard.
If I'm still voting, don't say a word.
I gotta be there in the morning,
ice gone and well gone past my prime.
I've fin'lly snuffed it.
The Feds think I bluffed it.
but get me to the crypt on time.

Ashes to ashes, and dust to dust.
Satin-lined coffin? Now that's a must.
I gotta be there in the morning,
Bored stiff while you all toast “L'cheim”.
But you'll be leaving mirthless,
'cause my will is worthless,
so get me to the crypt, just get me to the crypt.
For God's sake, get me to the crypt on time!
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Patrick - May 04, 2009 - Report this comment
I especially liked your reference to post-mortem voting (for obvious reasons).
littleCupCakes - May 04, 2009 - Report this comment
this is a riot, Sir !
Michael Pacholek - May 04, 2009 - Report this comment
Clearly, your parody-writing talent is alive and well. But being from North Jersey, I'm puzzled as to this "dead people voting" thing. Are you saying that's a BAD thing?
Mark Scotti - May 05, 2009 - Report this comment
I gotta getcha some fives. this time, for a really funny parody!!
The Least of Your Troubles - May 05, 2009 - Report this comment
I still got it! Thanks for all the feedback. More to follow soon.

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