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Song Parodies -> "Maimed"

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Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

you coaxed that bull...he gave ya the horn...maimed
your arms detached...right off, they were torn...maimed
we've got the medics comin'
there's nothin' we can do, ya understand
the whole damn crowd is bummin'
we hope they'll fix ya up with metal hands

you made these hard core people get sick...maimed
who thought that big ol' brahma would kick ?...maimed
the ladies grabbed their hankies
to see you in this fix was just a shame
we hope you'll stay alive and mend
some parts will be deprived, my friend
but yet, you might survive again...maimed

when struck, you flew for nearly a mile...maimed
you'll be an achin' fellow a while...maimed
we saw your body splattin'
it left us quite incapable of speech
you really took a battin'
then scampered where el toro couldn't reach

you're left all black and blue from his hits...maimed
you nearly scared us out of our wits...maimed
you konked out
i guess that you presumed that creature, tame
you thought it recreational
but now you're in the hospital
because you went and teased the bull...maimed

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 10

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john ulvang - August 11, 2005 - Report this comment
Ole'! Nice job. 555, no bulloney!
Stuart McArthur - August 11, 2005 - Report this comment
alvin!! - we are on a wavelength today - way to go(re) - 555
Tim Mayfield - August 11, 2005 - Report this comment
All I got is some crushed 5's. Hope you like 'em.
Kristof Robertson - August 11, 2005 - Report this comment
DKTOS, Al...but a nice read anyway!
Diddims - August 11, 2005 - Report this comment
Hmmm... this sounds like a trip that I took once... all I remember is falling into a bull ring and a bull nearby... I don't recall much after that...
AFW - August 11, 2005 - Report this comment
I get the point, here...ouch...good twist on original..fives
Ravyn Rant - August 11, 2005 - Report this comment
If the bull had come out the worse in this parody, I'd award you both ears and the tail in addition to three fives.
Royce Miller - August 11, 2005 - Report this comment
Alvin, I don't know how you do it.
alvin rhodes - August 11, 2005 - Report this comment
thanks john stuart tim kristof diddims AFW ravyn and royce
John Barry - August 11, 2005 - Report this comment
Toro! 5s
Rick C - August 11, 2005 - Report this comment
LOL Funny, Alvin! High fives.
Dee Range - August 11, 2005 - Report this comment
This is a lotta' bull...and that's a good thing. LMAO alvin
alvin rhodes - August 12, 2005 - Report this comment
thanks john rick and dee

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