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Song Parodies -> "I'm a Schutzstaffel and I'm okay"

Original Song Title:

"The Lumberjack Song"

Original Performer:

Monty Python

Parody Song Title:

"I'm a Schutzstaffel and I'm okay"

Parody Written by:

Sue Donym

The Lyrics

(Variation on a theme by Terry Jones, Michael Palin, and Fred Tomlinson as performed by the Monty Python comedy troupe - "The Lumberjack Song" 1969 )
I'm a Schutzstaffel and I'm okay
I spy all night and I snoop all day

He's a Schutzstaffel and he's okay
He spies all night for the NSA

I snoop on fools, and eat their lunch
Send fools to the labratory
Brunch to Lunch I snoop a bunch
And eat beheaded fools with tea

He snoops on fools, And eats their lunch
Send fools to the labratory
Brunch to Lunch He snoops a bunch
And eats beheaded fools with tea

I'm a Schutzstaffel and I'm okay
(He's a Schutzstaffel and he's okay)
I spy all night and I snoop all day
(He spies all night for the NSA)

Kill patriots and skip and jump
Confiscate their firearms
I tear off women's clothing
Hang 'em from their forearms

Kills patriots and skips and jumps
Confiscates their firearms
He tears off women's clothing
Hangs 'em from their forearms

I'm a Schutzstaffel and I'm okay
(He's a Schutzstaffel and he's okay)
I spy all night and I kill all day
(He spies all night for the NSA)

I cut up fools, eat their entrails
Suspend them on a hook
Have their little bits uncooked
Just like my dear mama

He cuts up fools, eats their entrails
Suspends them on a hook

He's a Schutzstaffel and he's okay
He spies all night for the NSA

He's a Schutzstaffel and he's okay
He spies all night for the NSA

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Rob Arndt - November 05, 2013 - Report this comment
Sue, I have to 544 this b/c your use of Schutz Staffel (Nazi Protection Squad) is all wrong. I can understand your comparison of today's NSA with the SS but the Nazi org. was not primary German Intel. during WW2. They started as political soldiers that displaced the treasonous SA, were loyal to Hitler, and then branched out into many other entities which included: the SD, SS Technical Branch, the Deaths Head concentration camp guards, the Black Sun religious cult, the Race and Relocation agency, the WiW enemy armaments inspectors, and the second German Army- the Waffen SS. Although they gathered some intel on the Reds and that was used by the OSS that morphed into the CIA (torture methods and special assaination equipment also accepted)... that has nothing to do with the current NSA activity. You could have wrote this about Snowden with title "I'm a Whistle-blower and I'm OK." Sorry Sue :(
Patrick - November 05, 2013 - Report this comment
Think how much easier future genealogists' work will be. Instead of just a couple dates and maybe a photo of your great grandparents, you will be able to have a day by day account of their entire lives. Hitler purged the SA leadership because their scandalous behavior made them anathema to the old line Prussian generals and the industrialists. Ernst Röhm had ambitions of merging the SA into the Reichswehr and commanding the combined force. He could have posed a threat to Hitler. Rohm should have stayed in Bolivia.
Rob Arndt - November 05, 2013 - Report this comment
The Purge occured b/c Rohm's SA had grown to 30,000 in the 1920s and were rebelling against the Nazi Party by 1930. They wanted to replace the Reichswehr entirely. Hitler had the SS founded in 1925 and they remained loyal and by 1932 had grown to 32,000. But the SA by '32 was 400,000 strong (4:1 against the German Military)- a real armed threat to Hitler and Germany. Hitler, elected in 1933, wanted to assure the Army that the SA was taken care of permanently. Rohm then made the fateful mistake of actually saying that the SA should be the new Army of the Nazi Party- which was treason. In June 1934 the SA stood at 3 million men! Hitler and Himmler used the SS Leibstandarte and Dachau Totenkopfverbande to kill Rohm and the SA senior staff as well as 1000 others. Hitler then disbanded them and had the German Army swear an oath of allegience to Hitler. In the mid-30s the SS was slowly being turned into the Waffen SS covertly with funding coming from policing. This augmentation to the German Police fooled the Army into thinking the SS was harmless as SS-VT which then accompanied the Army into Austria in 1938 to make arrests, loot art and treasure, and persecute Jews. Three Regiments by May 1940 then became full-strength Waffen SS Divisions and the German Army got pissed...

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