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Song Parodies -> "Grizzly In The Morning"

Original Song Title:

"Angel Of The Morning"

Original Performer:

Merrilee Rush

Parody Song Title:

"Grizzly In The Morning"

Parody Written by:

Dee Range

The Lyrics

After I wrote this, I hit search, and found a parody called Coyote Morning, by Jan Unwin. While it is based on the same joke, mine is different enough that I would like to post it anyway. Jan's is well worth viewing, probably better than this
She used the cuffs to bind my hands
Until my lust began to fail
'Cause how much lust can one man stand
With such a luscious blond female

I got blind drunk...she took me home
But she looked different in the dawn

CHORUS

I gnawed my hands off, in the morning, I felt
Just like a grizzly in a bear trap (Oh sh*t)
Just gnawed my hands off, in the morning, then I

Just slowly backed away...from her

I guess the bar light was too dim
I couldn't see her one eyebrow
In morning's sunshine she looked grim
And she was snoring like a sow

I'm just a victim of my glands
Now called Hooks by both my friends

Repeat chorus

I slowly gnawed away
Couldn't pay me to stay...no sir

What I fear is the day
Through the beers...there she is...oh sh*t

Just call a taxi, to my own house next time
And hit the gas before she sees me, driver

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Stuart McArthur - October 19, 2004 - Report this comment
I think we've all been there, Dee (metaphorically that is - still got my hands, at least ) - shudder - 555
Royce Miller - October 19, 2004 - Report this comment
I got my laugh for today with this, Dee
Airfarcewon - October 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Very funny and cleverly constructed..
Ashkicksass - October 19, 2004 - Report this comment
LOL Dee!
Johnny D - October 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Dee......youuuuuuuu WACKY !!! 5's
Arwen - October 19, 2004 - Report this comment
5s, Dee. This is great! Juice Newton's cover of the original was a favorite of mine when I was in 2nd grade. Of course I had no idea what it was about...but I loved it, none the less.
Dee Range - October 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks Stuart,Royce, Airfarcewon, Ashkickass, Johnny D. and Arwen. If I had written this autobiographically, it would be waking up to find a pair of hands with painted fingernails hanging in the cuffs...Appreciate, as always, the nice comments
John Barry - October 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Thought this was going to be about me, until I realized the title wasn't "Grizzled in the Morning."
Dee Range - October 19, 2004 - Report this comment
John Barry, heh heh heh :-) Thank you
alvin rhodes - October 19, 2004 - Report this comment
inspired lunacy....love it...5s
Dee Range - October 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Alvin, thanks
Kristof Robertson - October 20, 2004 - Report this comment
Another very funny Dee Range special...with everything! 555
Dee Range - October 20, 2004 - Report this comment
Kristof, thanks!
Adagio - June 02, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC05) Funny one, Dee. 5's
Red Ant - June 07, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC-G-05) DKTOS ( and am not sure which is the "chorus" ) but trust you on the pacing. 5s
Agrimorfee - June 07, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC05) Wacky, in a Tarantino kinda way.
Johnny D - June 10, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC) Deeeeeee yooooooouuu STILL WACKY !! ;-)
Melhi - June 13, 2005 - Report this comment
(G) ROFLMAO!!!
Charlie Decker - June 15, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC) Freakin' hilarious, Dee!
Rick C - June 15, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC05) Funny one, Dee. Lots of good lines. 555
Stuart McArthur - June 16, 2005 - Report this comment
(G) yeah, that Jim Beam's got a lot to answer for, Dee!
Kristof Robertson - June 17, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC) I Dee-m this to be Dee-lightful, with many reDeeming features.
MysteryGoat - June 18, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC) DKTOS
Ethan Mawyer - June 18, 2005 - Report this comment
ABC - veery interesting, but DTKOSVW, and i'm geetting a bit lazy with comments now being near the end of the list and all
Arwen - June 19, 2005 - Report this comment
ABC--still love this, Dee! =)
Phil Alexander - June 19, 2005 - Report this comment
Been there, done that, got the T-shirt ;-) Very funny...
Scathe - June 19, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC-G) Someone has been dipping in the booze too much. :-)
Jeff Reuben - June 20, 2005 - Report this comment
ABC-Oh boy, I miss college =)

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