Song Parodies -> Grizzly In The Morning
| Original Song Title: | "Angel Of The Morning" |
| Original Performer: | Merrilee Rush |
| Parody Song Title: | "Grizzly In The Morning" |
| Parody Written by: | Dee Range |
After I wrote this, I hit search, and found a parody called Coyote Morning, by Jan Unwin. While it is based on the same joke, mine is different enough that I would like to post it anyway. Jan's is well worth viewing, probably better than this
She used the cuffs to bind my hands
Until my lust began to fail
'Cause how much lust can one man stand
With such a luscious blond female
I got blind drunk...she took me home
But she looked different in the dawn
CHORUS
I gnawed my hands off, in the morning, I felt
Just like a grizzly in a bear trap (Oh sh*t)
Just gnawed my hands off, in the morning, then I
Just slowly backed away...from her
I guess the bar light was too dim
I couldn't see her one eyebrow
In morning's sunshine she looked grim
And she was snoring like a sow
I'm just a victim of my glands
Now called Hooks by both my friends
Repeat chorus
I slowly gnawed away
Couldn't pay me to stay...no sir
What I fear is the day
Through the beers...there she is...oh sh*t
Just call a taxi, to my own house next time
And hit the gas before she sees me, driver
Until my lust began to fail
'Cause how much lust can one man stand
With such a luscious blond female
I got blind drunk...she took me home
But she looked different in the dawn
CHORUS
I gnawed my hands off, in the morning, I felt
Just like a grizzly in a bear trap (Oh sh*t)
Just gnawed my hands off, in the morning, then I
Just slowly backed away...from her
I guess the bar light was too dim
I couldn't see her one eyebrow
In morning's sunshine she looked grim
And she was snoring like a sow
I'm just a victim of my glands
Now called Hooks by both my friends
Repeat chorus
I slowly gnawed away
Couldn't pay me to stay...no sir
What I fear is the day
Through the beers...there she is...oh sh*t
Just call a taxi, to my own house next time
And hit the gas before she sees me, driver
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I think we've all been there, Dee (metaphorically that is - still got my hands, at least ) - shudder - 555
I got my laugh for today with this, Dee
Very funny and cleverly constructed..
LOL Dee!
Dee......youuuuuuuu WACKY !!! 5's
5s, Dee. This is great! Juice Newton's cover of the original was a favorite of mine when I was in 2nd grade. Of course I had no idea what it was about...but I loved it, none the less.
Thanks Stuart,Royce, Airfarcewon, Ashkickass, Johnny D. and Arwen. If I had written this autobiographically, it would be waking up to find a pair of hands with painted fingernails hanging in the cuffs...Appreciate, as always, the nice comments
Thought this was going to be about me, until I realized the title wasn't "Grizzled in the Morning."
John Barry, heh heh heh :-) Thank you
inspired lunacy....love it...5s
Alvin, thanks
Another very funny Dee Range special...with everything! 555
Kristof, thanks!
(ABC05) Funny one, Dee. 5's
(ABC-G-05) DKTOS ( and am not sure which is the "chorus" ) but trust you on the pacing. 5s
(ABC05) Wacky, in a Tarantino kinda way.
(ABC) Deeeeeee yooooooouuu STILL WACKY !! ;-)
(G) ROFLMAO!!!
(ABC) Freakin' hilarious, Dee!
(ABC05) Funny one, Dee. Lots of good lines. 555
(G) yeah, that Jim Beam's got a lot to answer for, Dee!
(ABC) I Dee-m this to be Dee-lightful, with many reDeeming features.
(ABC) DKTOS
ABC - veery interesting, but DTKOSVW, and i'm geetting a bit lazy with comments now being near the end of the list and all
ABC--still love this, Dee! =)
Been there, done that, got the T-shirt ;-) Very funny...
(ABC-G) Someone has been dipping in the booze too much. :-)
ABC-Oh boy, I miss college =)
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