-> "Yule Spirit"
Original Song Title:
Mel Brooks/Dick Shawn
Parody Song Title:
Scrooge: Mel Brooks
George Bailey: James Stewart
"Merry Christmas! Merry Christmas!"
Scrooge: Bah! Humbug! Feh!
Solicitors: Excuse us, Mr. Scrooge, but would you be so kind as to give us a donation to feed the poor?
Scrooge: I have a cellar full of fruitcake. Take all you want.
George Bailey: Merry Christmas, Mr. Scrooge!
Scrooge: Christmas, schmistmas! Get back to work.
George Bailey: Not until you - ah - have some of - ah - Zuzu's plum pudding. She - ah - made it just for you.
Scrooge: Feh! Nothing but fat and sugar.
George Bailey: It's - ah - made with tofu - (slyly) and -ah - with a little Christmas spirit.
Scrooge: Oy vay! If I must. (Eats a spoonful - then one after another.)
This makes me feel goooood!
Barbershop Quartet: (Sings.) All you need is lo - ove, love is all you need......
Scrooge: Yule spirit. I'm talking 'bout Yule spirit -
The power of a sweet spirit with happiness and mirth.
It should overtake the earth.
Yule is a season filled with wine.
On the sidewalk, dressed in style and we're feelin' high -
Under azure skies -
A'walking down the sunny street,
Givin' Christmas presents to the people that I meet.
A box of chocolates for Doctor Gump -
He chews me out, says I'm too plump.
A ukelele for Tiny Tim -
That has a big affect on him.
And a fruitcake for the landlord when the rent comes 'round -
He throws it in the toilet and he flush it down.
It goes into the sewer with the yecch runnin' through her,
And it is Christmas dinner for the fish.
Your Christmas wish!
I'm gettin' higher on this dish.
Everybody take a chance.
Come on, Bailey, and let's dance!
(Hey, man, I think I got a whiplash.)
Christ - mas spirit -
I'm talkin' 'bout Yule spirit,
The power of Christmas spirit -
You aint got no Christmas spirit -
Oh, no! All you do is worry 'bout carbs!
If everybody in the world today knew how to enjoy and have fun,
Just one day a year - there would be one big love in.
Today's Christmas. Hey ,man, it's Christmas.
It's Christmas. What did you give for Christmas?
You blew it, but there is still time.
Wait'll next year. Christmas.
Merry Christmas - and no more bah humbug, man.
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