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Song Parodies -> "Ones Guy"

Original Song Title:

"My Guy"

Original Performer:

Mary Wells

Parody Song Title:

"Ones Guy"

Parody Written by:

Ingeborg S. Nordén

The Lyrics

If you've hung around AmIRight long enough to try your own parodies, sooner or later you are going to see someone give you the worst possible rating for no apparent reason--without even leaving a comment. This mysterious low voter seems to attack everyone in cycles--regardless of the topic, the original artist someone chooses, or other readers' opinions. We've got a nickname for him--and now I've done a song about him!
Nothing you could say
will earn an OK
from Ones Guy.
Nothing you can do,
he'll trash me and you--
the Ones Guy.
You'll get it from the Guy,
though you check ev'ry letter.
You're sure you've done better,
got your act together--
I'm warning you from the start,
he'll tear you apart--
the Ones Guy!

Nothing you compose
escapes the turned-up nose
of Ones Guy
(Ones Guy).
Nothing you can rhyme
is ever worth his time
to Ones Guy
(Ones Guy).
You'll do your best,
you'll stake your honor
to change his mind--
he ain't gonna!
You'd best be believing
he'll soon leave you grieving--
Ones Guy.

Judging by your friends' opinion,
your songs are tops--
then the Ones Guy hits,
says they're nothing but flops.
No accounting for taste
when he'll react--
how big he feels
when we're catching his flak!

No clever new plan
Will stop his hand--
the Ones Guy
(Ones Guy).
No perfect pace
will put smiles on his face--
the Ones Guy
(Ones Guy).

He won't care what your song's about;
He'll vote and leave you feeling crappy,
no doubt!
No parody today
will ever sound OK
to Ones Guy.
(Him again?!?)

No parody today
will ever sound OK
to Ones Guy.
(Ouch, my score!)

No parody today
will ever sound OK
to Ones Guy.

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Voting Results

Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 4.8
Overall Rating: 4.8

Total Votes: 18

Voting Breakdown

The following represent how many people voted for each category.

    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   0
 2   0
 3   0
 4   0
 5   18

User Comments

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John Barry - October 13, 2004 - Report this comment
Looks like Ones Guy struck. Here's some 5s to counterbalance said Ahole.
Kristof Robertson - October 13, 2004 - Report this comment
Hey ones total worm! Ingeborg..if I could give you six 5's I would..this is great..555
Serafina - October 13, 2004 - Report this comment
Nice work! I give it 5-5-5 as well. :)
Joe Melchionne - October 13, 2004 - Report this comment
Well done... easy to play in my head 555
alvin rhodes - October 13, 2004 - Report this comment
i love "ones guy" parodies...this is great...5s
Michael Pacholek - October 13, 2004 - Report this comment
It is our sacred duty to give all fives to all Ones Eunuch parodies. As Mayor Tom Menino of Boston would say, "I have did my duty."
Dee Range - October 13, 2004 - Report this comment
Good job. 5's
2Eagle - October 13, 2004 - Report this comment
Eeeeexcellent! Is this the same guy who insults people rather than offering constructive criticisim?
2nz - October 13, 2004 - Report this comment
5s be in order for any Ones Guy bashing. This would merit them anyway, though. Ingeborg, have you come across any of the other Ones-Guy bashers here on the site? Go to the Amiright parody search and type in 'Ones Guy' if you're interested.
Stuart McArthur - October 13, 2004 - Report this comment
that is absolutely reminds me of the scene in Aliens where Sigourney confronts the alien and taunts her "Okay, come and get me - you BITCH!" - Ones Guy - that cracks me up....555
Claude Prez - October 13, 2004 - Report this comment
Great idea; well done.
Peregrin - May 08, 2007 - Report this comment
Better late than never I hope :) Well done !

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