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Song Parodies -> "RupertBearissuchachavandeverybodyknowsthis"

Original Song Title:

"Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Mary Poppins

Parody Song Title:

"RupertBearissuchachavandeverybodyknowsthis"

Parody Written by:

Cait Sith

The Lyrics

Hah, decided that I should do a song about chavs...and who better to mention when discussing those BURBERRY-wearing idiots than the original burberry wearer: Rupert Bear
Rupert Bear is such a chav and everybody knows this
See him wearing burberry, you know it's quite atrocious
See them fighitng in the street, you know their diagnosis
Rupert Bear is such a chav and everybody knows this

'Ard minga, minga, minga 'ard minga die
'Ard minga, minga, minga 'ard minga die

Becoz I dunno 'ow to speak or any kinda math
I go around wiv all my mates and say you all look naff
I reckon I am really 'ard and I can break your nose
The fittest bird has 'ad my third, to him do all thanx goes

Oh,
Rupert Bear is such a chav and everybody knows this
See him wearing burberry, you know it's quite atrocious
See them fighitng in the street, you know their diagnosis
Rupert Bear is such a chav and everybody knows this

'Ard minga, minga, minga 'ard minga die
'Ard minga, minga, minga 'ard minga die

We travel all around the park and anywhere we went
We try to smash up all the cars, but leave a little dent
I'm used to fights at any night or time or day, you see
I say we smash their faces and go out for KFC

Oh,
Rupert Bear is such a chav and everybody knows this
See him wearing burberry, you know it's quite atrocious
See them fighitng in the street, you know their diagnosis
Rupert Bear is such a chav and everybody knows this

'Ard minga, minga, minga 'ard minga die
'Ard minga, minga, minga 'ard minga die

(You can say this in their language, which is:
"'E's a fuckin' wicked mush, quali'y diamond geeza"
But that's going a bit too far, don't you think)

So when them bitch have got your gun, there's no need for delay
Start marching right on round and start a shoot-out on the way
But better fight them carefully, or you'll be dead like Dave
That night, once putten' in the dirt, we vandalised his grave
(Oh, and a lovely mess we made too)

Rupert Bear is such a chav and everybody knows this
See him wearing burberry, you know it's quite atrocious
See them fighitng in the street, I know it's quite outrageous
Rupert Bear is such a chav, so everyone accuses

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john ulvang - August 15, 2005 - Report this comment
How can I say this? "Sith Swonkydobby Reved Navachachus I rebttrepuhr!" Translated: "555"! This one's a good read for the kids.
Sweet Indigo - August 15, 2005 - Report this comment
Oi, I was born in Chatham, and so I'm offended at this parody! I'll knock your f**kin' block off, innit! For some reason my seven children thought it was hilarious... I'm 21 so I'm a bit behind.
Nah, just kidding, I love the parody and I wonder if in future Rupert will go around in a stupid baseball cap, playing music far too loudly? Wonder if I'll ever see him daaaan taaaan wiv his mates, innit!
MC2 - August 16, 2005 - Report this comment
I don't know who rupert bear is, where chatham is, or what the hell sith swonkydoby rebed navachus i rebttrepuhr means but it was funny so 555
Willz - April 13, 2006 - Report this comment
Cait Sith you are an absolute legend. 5-5-5. Rupert Bear is chavtastic.

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