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Song Parodies -> "Defecated Foetid-Smelling Poopie Logs of Feces"

Original Song Title:

"Super-Cali-Fragi-Listic-Expi-Ali-Docius!"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Mary Poppins

Parody Song Title:

"Defecated Foetid-Smelling Poopie Logs of Feces"

Parody Written by:

Poopie Longstocking

The Lyrics

My mum took me to see Mary Poppins when I was little, and this was my favourite song!
Bum did a little little dumpity, aye!
Bum did a little little dumpity, aye!
Defecated Foetid-Smelling Poopie Logs of Feces!
Flavour's best when you've been eating haggis full of sheep-fleas!
Careful not to flush them down, they're so gourmet a treat, see?
Defecated Foetid-Smelling Poopie Logs of Feces!
Bum did a little little dumpity, aye!
Bum did a little little dumpity, aye!
I love it when my abdomen is swollen full of shite!
I take my place upon my throne and push with all my might!
I grimace grunt and squeal and shout 'til pleasure fills my bum!
That sweet relief from sphincter-grief feels so good when it comes!
Defecated Foetid-Smelling Poopie Logs of Feces!
Flavour's best when you've been eating haggis full of sheep-fleas!
Careful not to flush them down, the Prince of Wales will eat these!
Defecated Foetid-Smelling Poopie Logs of Feces!
Bum did a little little dumpity, aye!
Bum did a little little dumpity, aye!
Bum did a little little dumpity, aye!
Bum did a little little dumpity, aye!
There's nothing quite as lovely as a log that comes from me!
Especially dissolving in a toilet bowl of pee!
My yellow urine mixes with my pinched-off human waste,
And forms a yellow-brownish chowder doggies love to taste!
Defecated Foetid-Smelling Poopie Logs of Feces!
Flavour's best when you've been eating haggis full of sheep-fleas!
Send them to the palace so the Queen can feed her corgis!
Defecated Foetid-Smelling Poopie Logs of Feces!

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 3.9
How Funny: 3.6
Overall Rating: 3.6

Total Votes: 22

Voting Breakdown

The following represent how many people voted for each category.

    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   6
 7
 7
 
 2   0
 0
 0
 
 3   0
 0
 0
 
 4   1
 3
 2
 
 5   15
 12
 13
 

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Mary Plop-ins - March 18, 2005 - Report this comment
This is hilarious!
Mary Droppings - March 18, 2005 - Report this comment
You can say that again!
Guy - March 18, 2005 - Report this comment
This smells like bean rear shit. Whoops gotta go, gotta do number 5. That's 2 upside down.
Mr. Potty Mouth - March 18, 2005 - Report this comment
Hey, PP Longstuffing...are you on drugs?
Kenny Log-gins and Jim Mess-ina - March 18, 2005 - Report this comment
Reminds us of our big hit, "House at POO Corner".
Outland Boy - March 18, 2005 - Report this comment
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! HOW did you come up with such a close match to the original?
Malcolm Xcrement (Chuck A. Spear) - March 18, 2005 - Report this comment
I'll be singing this every time I pinch a loaf!
Icky Ticky Tavi - March 18, 2005 - Report this comment
I hate it. I don't know how to say this, but poop parodies have gone way over the line lately; I think they should stop now. I'd rate it but you can't click negative numbers as your score.
Offender - March 18, 2005 - Report this comment
Hey, it's Hankey the Christmas Poo's relative!
Mr. Potty Mouth - March 18, 2005 - Report this comment
Did I mention this one sucks?
Johnny Cock-Run - March 19, 2005 - Report this comment
It's ass-inine, but the craft is fine, so 5-5-5 -- that ain't no jive.
Ed - March 19, 2005 - Report this comment
DISGUSTING!! In extremely poor taste.
Ed's Mother - March 19, 2005 - Report this comment
Nobody told you to taste it -- just look at it! Now look at who's the potty mouth... serves you right!
Mary Plop-ins - March 19, 2005 - Report this comment
I'm reading this again and lauging my, er, ass off. Also mirth-inducing are the comments and pseudonyms.
Cheez-kiester - March 19, 2005 - Report this comment
Wow. You really are full of crap. I love it. p.s. you people poo-pooing this song (no pun intended) get a sense of humor...we don't need you to tell us it's in bad taste, cause that's why it's great!
Muhumad - March 19, 2005 - Report this comment
Awesum song, was pissing myself laughing. Only bad part was the assholes who bagged it out.
Mr. Potty Mouth - March 20, 2005 - Report this comment
You all must be dumb to think this parody's good, because it's not. It STINKS!! :P
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - March 20, 2005 - Report this comment
Great rhyming. It DID get a bit too gross, but who am I to judge... I did http://www.amiright.com/parody/2000s/eminem190.shtml fer crying out loud! 555 PS. Why do you spell 'foetid' the UK way and 'feces' the US way? It's fetid/feces or foetid/faeces.
Stuart McArthur - March 20, 2005 - Report this comment
what Luke said, and I've gotta admit, despite myself, I'm starting to find them funny - in that so-over-the-top way that the over-the-topness makes it funny - (not to overanalyse it or anything)
Poopie Longstocking - March 21, 2005 - Report this comment
Madame Poopie thanks all who visited, and announces she shall be moving her musical bowels again presently!
Mr. Potty Mouth - March 21, 2005 - Report this comment
Hey, PP Longstinking, I have a question for you (and it's specifically addressed to you): Do you have anything better to do with your life than think/write/talk about bodliy waste? That's the most disgusting thing in the world. You need to get your mind OUT of the toilet and get checked into a mental hospital, like the kind they have in "One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest" (which I believe you've never heard of).
Dumb Ass Kid - March 22, 2005 - Report this comment
parodies about poo and bums and stuff like that are a little inmature and for me are a massive turn-off, but you've pulled this one off quite well...
Dumb Ass Kid - March 24, 2005 - Report this comment
No, hang on a mo... in light of recent events (Poopie sucking up to other authors in order to get high marks), i've decided that you are a complete idiot who is intent on wasting everybody's time and energy so if you could go and die quietly somewhere that would be great, thanx
Number Police to Guy: - March 29, 2005 - Report this comment
2 upside down is a 7 with a tail on it. There's a difference between backwards and upside down and face down and all that.
Silver Power - December 29, 2005 - Report this comment
I gave this a 5, 5, 5...For it deserves 100 in all the voting categories...You're doing good Shitty Hog-Dropping...Make some more!
guest - January 02, 2006 - Report this comment
I don't think Poopie'll do any more. He died.
tomario - January 14, 2006 - Report this comment
i know you seem obsessed with the brown stuff but there is a talent there.why not try changing the subject matter slightly to macdonalds it wouldn't be a great leap.
No comment - July 26, 2006 - Report this comment
This is so not funny. It was written by a loser!...who is now dead.

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