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Song Parodies -> "A Street Full of Hookers"

Original Song Title:

"A Spoonful of Sugar"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Mary Poppins

Parody Song Title:

"A Street Full of Hookers"

Parody Written by:

EmiLoca

The Lyrics

Let me tell you, I didn't expect to hear this story from the piano professor I take from. He's the very stiff, proper type. I'm sure he'll be pleased when he finds out how I've twisted the end of his story.
In every lot there is a fee
When going to the symphony
I'm stuck downtown and - crap!
No spots to claim

And though this alley's rather dark
I need a place to park
Oh, fark! A whore!
I panic; lock the doors...

It's...a...
Street full of hookers; Help! Oh, what a sinful town
With readied, pouty fro-owns
In low-cut corset gowns
In the street, slut on-lookers start to feel me up and down
Dammit - this just ain't my day!

I know most fellas would feel blessed
Should fifteen ladies bare their chests
But I'm a classy man
And find this sick

Still...though this may scar my repute
The blonde one's kind of cute...
So, show, so long!
(Now lemme see dat thong...)

Yes, this
Street full of hookers - it's the greatest place in town
When ladies make their ro-ounds
You'll be pleased - hands down
As you swoon, these hot cookers bare the nicest skin around
(And parking costs less this way!)

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Johnny D - July 21, 2004 - Report this comment
Parking's still not free, ya gotta feed the peter-meter. 555
Leona Jayne Schwartz - July 21, 2004 - Report this comment
Oh, you dirty birdie!
Arwen - July 21, 2004 - Report this comment
Heehee...excellent, my Darling Emi...=) Still smiling...5s!
John Barry - July 21, 2004 - Report this comment
A fluteful of spoo. . . . never mind. Beethoven's 5th 3x.
Johnny D - July 21, 2004 - Report this comment
John Barry, you're as naughty as The Three Spoo-, er, I mean, Stooges! ;-D
Ashkicksass - July 21, 2004 - Report this comment
"Now lemme see dat thong." I am dying!
Kristof Robertson - July 21, 2004 - Report this comment
Lordy, this was good! You're getting better and better..brothel-tastic! 555
Stray Pooch - July 21, 2004 - Report this comment
I believe his story - even if the judge didn't - 'cuz I had one just like it. My wife used to work at a Denny's years ago on the midnight shift. To take her to work I had to ride right through the local "hooker alley." One night, while on the way home, my license tag fell off right in front of the "ladies." I backed up and pulled over to retrieve my tag. The ladies saw what they thought was a potential client and all started walking over to me. I was beet red as I explained my predicament and picked up my tag (and that's ALL I picked up - I swear it)! 555
The Thought Police - July 21, 2004 - Report this comment
That does it ! "Johnny"D and "John"Barry,I'm gonna cite the both of you for "Moving Violations"! (Hmmm,"low-cut corset gowns" -innn-teresting,Funny as all get-out !,but still innnnnteresting..)555!
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - July 21, 2004 - Report this comment
DKTOS but very witty indeed. It makes me recall this time I was working the streets and this guy threw his license tag out of the window as an excuse for pulling up incase anybody was watching. Boy, that was a fun night. ;)
EmiLoca - July 21, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks and more thanks to the following:

Johnny D - Oh, har har.
Leona - You mean like a woodpecker?
Arwen - Your smile is like a gift from the 'bove. Thanks so much for the coat/vomit!
John Barry - Thank you for not finishing that thought. Yeesh.
AKA - Don't die on me NOW! I'll never write again, I promise!
Saint Kristof - Well...there's not much I can say to that. ;-)
Stray Pooch - That's all you picked up...did you pick anything down?
TTP - Kind of speechless as far as your comment goes, too.
JARLB - How do you not know this song?!? No wonder you're so deranged; your childhood was deprived of jolly holidays with Mary!
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - July 21, 2004 - Report this comment
Mmm... then again, looking at how you turned out, I might have got the better end of the stick... the bit without all the fungus and stuff growing on it.
Johnny D - July 21, 2004 - Report this comment
Well, The Thought Police, that's better than getting cited by "aoid" for "Movement Violations".
The Thought Police - July 21, 2004 - Report this comment
Actually Emi,when I read the "low-cut corset gowns" line,I started thinking about the "Lovely Ladies" number from "Les Miserables"and not about the type of hookers you might see around my place whenever I......(I think I will end this now...;) )
EmiLoca - July 22, 2004 - Report this comment
Ooh, TTP! That's got to be the most powerful number in the entire production. ;-) I wonder if anyone's parodied that one lately...I'm mighty tempted...
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - July 25, 2004 - Report this comment
Due to some paradoxymoron in physics, all over these Les Mis references are going over my head even though I'm 6"3'. (Of course, those specially trained Police of Thought would have to be much taller in order to keep everyone in line)
EmiLoca - July 25, 2004 - Report this comment
Perhaps they're going under your legs, considering I am a measly not-6'-3" and The Thought Police is a full-fledged midget (I read this on the internet once. *shifty eyes* If TTP is a comment-stalker like me, perhaps he can elaborate upon this).
Phil Alexander - July 28, 2004 - Report this comment
Nearly missed this one... so what do you take from this piano professor, anyway? Oh, and do you have the address? ;-)
EmiLoca - July 28, 2004 - Report this comment
Oh, har har. I take his lessons. *pointed stare* And I'll leave it at that.
Tibbygirl - August 03, 2004 - Report this comment
"Perfectly proportional" said the Boston Globe, "Trashy yet classy" said the New York Times, "FRIGGIN WOW" says Tibbygirl. That was AWESOME. Definitely one of the best yet. *chants of EMILOCA, EMILOCA fill the room*......................*nevermind, only Tibbygirl is chanting.....*
The Thought Police - August 04, 2004 - Report this comment
At 5' 11",I am the worlds tallest midget--and Luke ---I am your Fathers cousins accountants first wives kid brothers football coaches aerobics instructors brother in law (yes ,the one from Yale,not M.I.T. he's the one with the music contract and bad teeth.) Now a little lesson about Les Miserables--It's a kick-ass book by Victor Hugo,a kick-ass play that recently left my beloved Broadway,and a Kick-ass movie starring Liam ("Darkman" "Star Wars,Episode One") Neeson. The "Lovely Ladies' sequence (set in Pre -Revolution France) Involves Fantine (the mother of the child seen in the ad posters) who,after losing her job in a factory,is forced to sell her hair and work in the streets as a prostitute.The song "Lovely Ladies" is sung by both the customers (longshoremen looking for a good time ) and by the prostitutes themselves(who by .an ironic twist of fate,are no longer "lovely" or ladies any more.) and that's only the side story! The main character in this tale is a man named Jean Valjean ( Come on say it---JEAN like in "Sean" Connery,followed by Val,like in Val Kilmer,quickly again with another "jean" ,the emphasis is in the first "Jean" now say it!-JEAN Valjean-cool name,huh ?) who was imprisoned in jail for 15 years for stealing a loaf of bread (you know how much bread a prisoner can eat in 15 years ?) a is given a chance to start a new life when he is paroled----you know it would be easier to just read the book,attend themusical or watch the movie !
The Thought Police - August 04, 2004 - Report this comment
And Emi, when I first saw Colm Wilkerson(star of the original Broadway cast) sing "Bring him home" in the 1987 edition of the MACY'S Thanksgiving Day Parade, I just knew I had to see the rest of the musical!
Tibbygirl - August 06, 2004 - Report this comment
zzzzzzzzzzz...............
KaviR - October 07, 2004 - Report this comment
that was awesome. i would have to say that you already know this, but i haven't actually seen the sound of music but i have heard the song. Your are so creative! i would so have to agree with tibbygirl's first comment. I'm chanting right next to her(i just lost my voice, but i was still chanting on the inside).
Guy - March 21, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC-A) Whoriffic! One read of this and I'm instantly hooked. I missed this one first time out. Glad you entered it in ABC. Now take 5.
Melhi - March 21, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC) What'll 3 5's buy me?
Adagio - March 22, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC) Good one! 5's
Johnny D - March 22, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC) See above, Your Emi-Nence.
Agrimorfee - March 23, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC05) I'm hooked!
Stuart McArthur - March 23, 2005 - Report this comment
(abc) bravo! - but "Street full of hookers; Help! Oh, what a sinful town" - wow, I loved that line - don't know why

because it's good I guess

yes, that would be it ;-)
Charlie Decker - March 26, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC) 555 from a guy who just came home from Hookerville, Louisiana (aka New Orleans).
MysteryGoat - March 27, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC) DKTOS
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martha - April 11, 2005 - Report this comment
a deliciously ironic contrast between the the content of the OS and the parody....perfect!!

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