Parking's still not free, ya gotta feed the peter-meter. 555

Oh, you dirty birdie!

Heehee...excellent, my Darling Emi...=) Still smiling...5s!

A fluteful of spoo. . . . never mind. Beethoven's 5th 3x.

John Barry, you're as naughty as The Three Spoo-, er, I mean, Stooges! ;-D

"Now lemme see dat thong." I am dying!

Lordy, this was good! You're getting better and better..brothel-tastic! 555

I believe his story - even if the judge didn't - 'cuz I had one just like it. My wife used to work at a Denny's years ago on the midnight shift. To take her to work I had to ride right through the local "hooker alley." One night, while on the way home, my license tag fell off right in front of the "ladies." I backed up and pulled over to retrieve my tag. The ladies saw what they thought was a potential client and all started walking over to me. I was beet red as I explained my predicament and picked up my tag (and that's ALL I picked up - I swear it)! 555

That does it ! "Johnny"D and "John"Barry,I'm gonna cite the both of you for "Moving Violations"! (Hmmm,"low-cut corset gowns" -innn-teresting,Funny as all get-out !,but still innnnnteresting..)555!

DKTOS but very witty indeed. It makes me recall this time I was working the streets and this guy threw his license tag out of the window as an excuse for pulling up incase anybody was watching. Boy, that was a fun night. ;)

Thanks and more thanks to the following:

Johnny D - Oh, har har.
Leona - You mean like a woodpecker?
Arwen - Your smile is like a gift from the 'bove. Thanks so much for the coat/vomit!
John Barry - Thank you for not finishing that thought. Yeesh.
AKA - Don't die on me NOW! I'll never write again, I promise!
Saint Kristof - Well...there's not much I can say to that. ;-)
Stray Pooch - That's all you picked up...did you pick anything down?
TTP - Kind of speechless as far as your comment goes, too.
JARLB - How do you not know this song?!? No wonder you're so deranged; your childhood was deprived of jolly holidays with Mary!

Mmm... then again, looking at how you turned out, I might have got the better end of the stick... the bit without all the fungus and stuff growing on it.

Well, The Thought Police, that's better than getting cited by "aoid" for "Movement Violations".

Actually Emi,when I read the "low-cut corset gowns" line,I started thinking about the "Lovely Ladies" number from "Les Miserables"and not about the type of hookers you might see around my place whenever I......(I think I will end this now...;) )

Ooh, TTP! That's got to be the most powerful number in the entire production. ;-) I wonder if anyone's parodied that one lately...I'm mighty tempted...

Due to some paradoxymoron in physics, all over these Les Mis references are going over my head even though I'm 6"3'. (Of course, those specially trained Police of Thought would have to be much taller in order to keep everyone in line)

Perhaps they're going under your legs, considering I am a measly not-6'-3" and The Thought Police is a full-fledged midget (I read this on the internet once. *shifty eyes* If TTP is a comment-stalker like me, perhaps he can elaborate upon this).

Nearly missed this one... so what do you take from this piano professor, anyway? Oh, and do you have the address? ;-)

Oh, har har. I take his lessons. *pointed stare* And I'll leave it at that.

"Perfectly proportional" said the Boston Globe, "Trashy yet classy" said the New York Times, "FRIGGIN WOW" says Tibbygirl. That was AWESOME. Definitely one of the best yet. *chants of EMILOCA, EMILOCA fill the room*......................*nevermind, only Tibbygirl is chanting.....*

At 5' 11",I am the worlds tallest midget--and Luke ---I am your Fathers cousins accountants first wives kid brothers football coaches aerobics instructors brother in law (yes ,the one from Yale,not M.I.T. he's the one with the music contract and bad teeth.) Now a little lesson about Les Miserables--It's a kick-ass book by Victor Hugo,a kick-ass play that recently left my beloved Broadway,and a Kick-ass movie starring Liam ("Darkman" "Star Wars,Episode One") Neeson. The "Lovely Ladies' sequence (set in Pre -Revolution France) Involves Fantine (the mother of the child seen in the ad posters) who,after losing her job in a factory,is forced to sell her hair and work in the streets as a prostitute.The song "Lovely Ladies" is sung by both the customers (longshoremen looking for a good time ) and by the prostitutes themselves(who by .an ironic twist of fate,are no longer "lovely" or ladies any more.) and that's only the side story! The main character in this tale is a man named Jean Valjean ( Come on say it---JEAN like in "Sean" Connery,followed by Val,like in Val Kilmer,quickly again with another "jean" ,the emphasis is in the first "Jean" now say it!-JEAN Valjean-cool name,huh ?) who was imprisoned in jail for 15 years for stealing a loaf of bread (you know how much bread a prisoner can eat in 15 years ?) a is given a chance to start a new life when he is paroled----you know it would be easier to just read the book,attend themusical or watch the movie !

And Emi, when I first saw Colm Wilkerson(star of the original Broadway cast) sing "Bring him home" in the 1987 edition of the MACY'S Thanksgiving Day Parade, I just knew I had to see the rest of the musical!

zzzzzzzzzzz...............

that was awesome. i would have to say that you already know this, but i haven't actually seen the sound of music but i have heard the song. Your are so creative! i would so have to agree with tibbygirl's first comment. I'm chanting right next to her(i just lost my voice, but i was still chanting on the inside).

(ABC-A) Whoriffic! One read of this and I'm instantly hooked. I missed this one first time out. Glad you entered it in ABC. Now take 5.

(ABC) What'll 3 5's buy me?

(ABC) Good one! 5's

(ABC) See above, Your Emi-Nence.

(ABC05) I'm hooked!

(abc) bravo! - but "Street full of hookers; Help! Oh, what a sinful town" - wow, I loved that line - don't know why

because it's good I guess

yes, that would be it ;-)

(ABC) 555 from a guy who just came home from Hookerville, Louisiana (aka New Orleans).

(ABC) DKTOS

http://www.inthe00s.com/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=3010.0;id=4873;image

a deliciously ironic contrast between the the content of the OS and the parody....perfect!!