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Song Parodies -> "Super-agile At Gymnastics, Sexy And Precocious"

Original Song Title:

"Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Mary Poppins

Parody Song Title:

"Super-agile At Gymnastics, Sexy And Precocious"

Parody Written by:

South Park Al

The Lyrics

they tumble tumble tumble...they tumble by
they tumble tumble tumble...they tumble by

super-agile at gymnastics, sexy and precocious
they say "we're so perfect now,
there is no need to coach us"
"with the money we rake in,
we'll soon be rich as croesus"
super-agile at gymnastics, sexy and precocious

they tumble tumble tumble...they tumble by
they tumble tumble tumble...they tumble by

because i was afraid to leap
when i was just a lad
my gym coach thought i was a creep
he told me i was bad
sadly, and without a word
i burned my P.E. clothes
i'll never fly just like a bird
but that's the way it goes

super-agile at gymnastics, sexy and precocious
though i feel my passion for them causes near-neurosis
if someone's making fun of them, it makes me so ferocious
super-agile at gymnastics, sexy and precocious

they tumble tumble tumble...they tumble by
they tumble tumble tumble...they tumble by

they travelled all around the world
and everywhere they went
they always garnered great applause
inside the circus tent
their beauty only rivaled by their fine agility
they are such special girls because of their abilities

super-agile at gymnastics, sexy and precocious
after they perform tonight
i'm bringing them some roses
everytime i see their act
i think they'll break their noses
super-agile at gymnastics, sexy and precocious

they tumble tumble tumble...they tumble by
they tumble tumble tumble...they tumble by

if you don't like them hold your tongue
i don't care what you say
i am at a loss of words
when they are on display
you'd better speak more carefully
or i may take your life
i wish i could ask all five girls
if they would be my wife

they're...
super-agile at gymnastics, sexy and precocious
super-agile at gymnastics, sexy and precocious
super-agile at gymnastics, sexy and precocious
super-agile at gymnastics, sexy and precocious


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Guy - March 28, 2004 - Report this comment
I stumbled around reading the last verse. It didn't seem to pace correctly but then again it just might be me. I have seen a lot of your work SPA and you always pace well so I'm giving you 5s on this one. This is an interesting parody.
Floyd's Garage - March 28, 2004 - Report this comment
I'll agree. Just like figure skaters, gymnist chicks have great asses, but they always lack in the boobie department. Oh well.
Johnny D - March 28, 2004 - Report this comment
Great job, SPA, great job......and I must admit that I enjoy that particular part of the Summer Olympics as well....555....and Floyd's Garage, you know what they say, anything more than a (censored) is superfluous. ;-D
Jan Unwin - March 28, 2004 - Report this comment
What a fun read. High fives.
south park al - March 28, 2004 - Report this comment
thanks to all of you for checking it out
Adagio - March 28, 2004 - Report this comment
Cute...5's!!
John Jenkins - March 28, 2004 - Report this comment
Very good parody, SPA. Good luck with five wives.
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - March 29, 2004 - Report this comment
Not laugh-out-loud but an enjoyable read. I have one minor irk, Croesus is pronounced 'cree-suss' so doesn't rhyme as well with 'coach us'. My nitpicking is done, keep up the good work!
Jack Wilson - March 29, 2004 - Report this comment
Great job! 555!
Michael Pacholek - March 31, 2004 - Report this comment
Got a thing for 14-year-olds, huh? (I'm kidding... I hope...)

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