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Song Parodies -> "Super Tacos With Green Salsa Give Me Halitosis"

Original Song Title:

"Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Mary Poppins

Parody Song Title:

"Super Tacos With Green Salsa Give Me Halitosis"

Parody Written by:

John Jenkins

The Lyrics

I met a pretty girl one day,
And hoped to make her mine.
I took her to a matinee,
And then we went to dine.

At a two-star Tex-Mex bistro,
The food was really grand.
But when I asked for a kiss, though,
She slapped me with her hand.

Super tacos with green salsa give me halitosis!
Morning breath might not smell good, but this defines what "gross" is,
If I only look at one, I get it through osmosis,
Super tacos with green salsa give me halitosis!

Lots of green peppers and onions piled on high
Lots of green peppers and onions piled on high

My funds and I were at a loss
Shopping for things I like,
I put a call in to my boss
Requesting a wage hike.

He said, "Let's meet at one o'clock.
We'll eat and discuss pay."
I ate, then I began to talk,
And he fired me that day!

Super tacos with green salsa give me halitosis!
Morning breath might not smell good, but this defines what "gross" is,
If I only look at one, I get it through osmosis,
Super tacos with green salsa give me halitosis!

Lots of green peppers and onions piled on high
Lots of green peppers and onions piled on high

Because I knew what salsa would
Do if it were consumed,
Is my brain made of balsa wood
And is my future doomed?

Yes, green salsa made a train wreck
Out of my destiny.
I not only lost my paycheck,
Girls won't go out with me.

Super tacos with green salsa give me halitosis!
I needed help and so I sought my doctor's diagnosis.
Even though it sounded strange, this was his prognosis:
Repeating the phrase backwards will cure my halitosis!

Systematically, this gas will surely suffocate us!
My friends and I conclude - this cure does irritate us.
For even though it did put my bad breath on hiatus,
If I don't stop repeating, it might eliminate us!

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Pacing: 4.4
How Funny: 4.5
Overall Rating: 4.5

Total Votes: 91

Voting Breakdown

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 2   1
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Royce Miller - January 21, 2003 - Report this comment
Pretty Funny-
Xander999 - January 21, 2003 - Report this comment
This must've took some work - this is actually quite imaginative and made me laugh when I sung along. One of my favourite parodies now. - Superb.
John Jenkins - January 22, 2003 - Report this comment
Thank you for the kind words. I think that Xander999's reference to taking some work was a compliment, but a really good parody, like a beautiful woman, appears to come together naturally, without effort.
Jeff Buchoff - January 23, 2003 - Report this comment
I enjoyed this as well!
Larry - January 23, 2003 - Report this comment
Was funny. Very true about what some foods do to your social life unfortunately
John Harvey - January 31, 2003 - Report this comment
You figured out a rhyme for supercalafragalisticexpialidotious. I bow to your parody greatness.
Gwynneth Ando - February 02, 2003 - Report this comment
Excellent work...You must have alot of time on your hands!!!
Michael Pacholek - February 19, 2003 - Report this comment
There are two ways to parody: Start with a song you like and pay tribute, or start with a song you hate and want to lampoon. I hate Mary Poppins! Hate the movie! Hate this song! Which explains why I love your version of it! Perfect score.
Stray Pooch - February 20, 2003 - Report this comment
Anybody who can come up with an eight-word substitute for a 14 syllable nonsense word and make it stick gets my vote for creative genius!!! This is just as funny as all get out and my hat's off to you!
Carol R - March 25, 2003 - Report this comment
Busted a gut! I haven't laughed like that in years.
Meriadoc - March 26, 2003 - Report this comment
This was great! The chorus was perfect. :-D
Mike (Mike Armstrong) - May 16, 2003 - Report this comment
This one definitely needs to find a way into the top 100 overall, which is why I'm responding, more or less as a "bump" to remind people that they need to vote for it. Love it.
h - October 27, 2003 - Report this comment
Smae on you M Pacholek or however you spell your name. u must have had a horrible childhood withut disney
... - February 10, 2004 - Report this comment
This was pretty good, IMO.
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - April 01, 2004 - Report this comment
I like how you went out on a limb for the final verse. A fine parody. 5's.
Guy - September 16, 2004 - Report this comment
(ABC's) - John - really sorry to have missed this the first time through. Thanks for using it for ABCs. It let me catch a gem I may have otherwise missed. Well done indeed.
Rick D - September 22, 2004 - Report this comment
A Classic
Johnny D - September 22, 2004 - Report this comment
(ABC) What Guy and Rick D said.
Adagio - September 24, 2004 - Report this comment
(ABC) Good work!
Agrimorfee - September 24, 2004 - Report this comment
(ABC) Good stuff Maynard.
Phil Alexander - September 24, 2004 - Report this comment
Can't believe I haven't commented on this before: it's long been one of my favourite (if not just plain favourite) Superetc. parody.. maybe it's just that comments weren't enabled way back when :-)
Phil Nelson - September 24, 2004 - Report this comment
(ABC) Yeah, really good. 555
Melhi - September 24, 2004 - Report this comment
S Round - LOL!!!! Lots of good lines in this one
Peregrin - September 26, 2004 - Report this comment
Very good John
Arwen - September 27, 2004 - Report this comment
ABCs...funny stuff!!
Meriadoc - September 28, 2004 - Report this comment
(ABC) As above.
MysteryGoat - September 29, 2004 - Report this comment
Best parody of this song I've seen yet!
Jeff Reuben - September 29, 2004 - Report this comment
Still funny after all these months!
ABC's OF PARODIES ROUND "S" BRONZE MEDAL - September 30, 2004 - Report this comment
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Paul Robinson - September 30, 2004 - Report this comment
Excellent job JJ - Title alone worth three "5's"...
Martha - October 02, 2004 - Report this comment
wonderfully funny wordplay John loved the superb rhyming lines!
Spaff.com - February 22, 2005 - Report this comment
I can't believe I haven't commented on this yet. Great stuff. Great rhymes, especially osmosis and hiatus. Now repeat the phrase backwards.
Doodle Bug - August 30, 2006 - Report this comment
This is a very crazy song. I LIKE IT BETTER THEN THE ORIGINAL!!!
supercalafragasexy guy - June 25, 2008 - Report this comment
this song was extremely hilarious. hilarious means extremely funny so keep in ming this is an omega-praise. i memorized it and sung it for a talent show on three occasions: one for a family reunion, another for normal school, and another for summer school. i got 3rd place for 2 of them ( the schools), and first place at my family reunion, just because i didn't hesitate and I'm a good singer.
littleSalsaCakes - June 25, 2008 - Report this comment
Sir John Jenkins, this write is superb. Loved the Osmosis & halotosis . . . . Surely this gets the most-est = (5's)
John Jenkins - June 27, 2008 - Report this comment
It is definitely an unexpected pleasure to get positive comments on a 5 year old parody. Thank you, super guy and LittleSalsaCakes. And, super guy, it sounds like you are part of a zany family.

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