Song Parodies -> "I Surged Right Up That Great Vine"

Original Song Title:

"I Heard It Through The Grapevine"

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Original Performer:

"I Surged Right Up That Great Vine"

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The Lyrics

...jack and the beanstalk...with soul...

ooh..i went and swapped a cow that moos
for some...beans...where magic brews
from some ol' odd guy...never seen before
my mama bugged out her eyes...i knew that she was sore
that stalk began to rise...i must say
and i crept up...yesterday

don't you know that i surged right up that great vine
a lot farther than i had climbed
oh...i surged right up that great vine
what i saw just made me lose my mind
mama, mama, yeah

i saw a man...standin'...oh so high
and i...feared...that i might just die
lootin' him could end my life, you see
but i...fleeced him recklessly
i grabbed his harp...and his hen
then i raced back down again

oh yeah...i surged right down that great vine
with that...man....right on my behind
oh...i surged right down that great vine
and he's furious i robbed him blind
mama, mama, yeah

leapin' free...i did cleave...off that stalk you see
then i ran...till i was clear
the giant fell...plainly unamused
he was through...so it does appear
guess...my plan...was apropos
feel my mama's pride...more than before

don't you know that i turned and hewed that great vine
and no...longer...am the poor kind
oh...i turned and hewed that great vine
and the singin' harp and hen are mine
mama, mama, yeah

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Stan Hall - January 25, 2008 - Report this comment

Ev'ry word adds to this "ape" fine! :-)

McKludge - January 25, 2008 - Report this comment

Excellent. had me hooked right from "swapped a cow that moos" 55

Michael Pacholek - January 25, 2008 - Report this comment

I was REALLY hoping that title was a sex-themed double entendre. Certainly, Marvin would have approved. Alas...

John Barry - January 25, 2008 - Report this comment

Great "Grape."

Invisible Boy - January 25, 2008 - Report this comment

Funny, funny...yeah. Here's 15 beans.

littleBeanCakes - January 25, 2008 - Report this comment

555: Sir Alvin, ~ Duke of Roads~ Loved this fabulous fable o' fun!!

Ann Hammond - January 25, 2008 - Report this comment

I love it

alvin - January 25, 2008 - Report this comment

thanks..stan...mckludge...michael...john...IB...littleBeanCakes and ann

AFW - January 25, 2008 - Report this comment

You Jack-ed this up to a giant of a parody

alvin - January 25, 2008 - Report this comment

thanks AFW

PMS - January 25, 2008 - Report this comment

Loved this

Meriadoc - January 25, 2008 - Report this comment

Ha ha - I read the title as the original 'grape' and thought it was going to be about trying to get to Bakersfield thru the recent snow...

alvin - January 25, 2008 - Report this comment

thanks PMS and merry....woulda been funny too....but doubt many not from this area would be hip to the grapevine

littleCupCakes - January 26, 2008 - Report this comment

Sir Alvin, could you do one about the 'graphVine'? At least us west coasters would understand & appreciate it ! It's the mainline between SoCAL & NorCAL., so very vital it be!

alvin - January 26, 2008 - Report this comment

ok...i'll see what i can do

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