To the tiny town of Fletcher came a cutie one fine day
I wanted to impress him, figured out just what to say
So I finally approached him, but I accidentally slipped
I just wanted to talk to him, but I killed him with my hip
Killed him with my hip

It was 8:10 in the morning when I went to school in town
One of the guys thought I was the hottest girl around
Oh, but he was so darn ugly, I wouldn't give him no lip
So when he tried to kiss me, I just killed him with my hip
Killed him with my hip

Once I was at a party with a guy whose name was Fred
He made me so embarrassed, my whole face just turned bright red
I found out he was a player, a typical man-whore
If he were to sleep with me I'd be number twenty-four
Number twenty-four

Well you can just imagine how mad I was at Fred
I knew wouldn't be content until I made him dead
So I devised a plan, I'd wait till he made a slip
And when the time was right then I would kill him with my hip
Kill him with my hip

Well Fred was being stupid as he was most of the time
I mean, he was just so dumb that it should really be a crime
But I just remained calm, I didn't have to hold my breath
'Cause Freddy had no clue he was about to meet his death
About to meet his death

Well Fred was finally drunk enough, he led me to a room
I knew the time had come when Fred would have to meet his doom
Oh, he might have just died drinkin', but he made a fatal slip
He was tryin' to seduce me, but I killed him with my hip
Killed him with my hip

Big hips, big hips
You better not mess with me or I'll kill you with my hip
Kill you with my hiiiiiiiiiiiiip...